#existential scroll

“Everything will work out in the end.” Sure. Eventually the Earth will crash into the sun and we’ll all be free from student loans and Excel sheets.

Group projects in school were abuse training. Here’s a lazy partner, unrealistic expectations, and a deadline you don’t control. Welcome to employment.

“You’re so mature for your age.” No. I was traumatized and trying not to be a burden. That wasn’t maturity. That was survival.

“Weight is just a number.” Cool. Tell that to the airplane seatbelt. And the doctor who asks if I eat ice cream for breakfast.

Shoutout to everyone keeping it together with 3 brain cells, a bad back, and unresolved childhood trauma. You are the backbone of this country.

“Real love is effortless.” False. Real love is effort, patience, seven conversations about tone, and surviving IKEA together.

You know you’re fully adult when “fun” means the dishes are done and you’re alone and nobody needs anything.

Cinema used to offend everyone equally. That’s why it worked.