Aug 14, 2022
Not sure if this is existential but if you turned into a piece of bacon and the world ran out of edible things do you think your loved ones would eat you to survive
Pretty existential if you ask me…
Let’s see…My cousin once had a dream that there was a field of cow Dee’s. They ate grass and stared at her. She found this to be very humorous and did not wish to eat the Dee’s.
With that said, if I turned into bacon, I think she, specifically, would cut pieces of paper into clothes and make sure I wasn’t naked.
I cannot speak for the rest of my family. If I were a peppered and crispy strip of bacon, I don’t think they could resist. Especially my boyfriend.
