#excuisiteme

It was Daisy and Phoebe’s birthday, and Louis, like the amazing brother that he is, took the whole group out to celebrate and try to make these difficult times a little less daunting

Phoebe posted this video of Louis and Eleanor on her snapchat

Up until that point, the Larrie accounts had posted the video without cropping, probably because they hadn’t realized it was her

In fact, some peeps even tried to say it actually wasn’t

But then Daisy posted this

And the awkward cropping began

And then the lashings

And the cherry on top of the disgustingness... this abhorrent use of Louis’ dead mother for a headcanon that Harry is there (just off camera, of course, I guess, hissing at Eleanor, who’s on camera) in a birthday celebration Louis does for little sisters to get their minds off their bigger sister passing away tragically

These people cannot leave anything Harry does alone, can they? None of it can just be good.. they come for him, they come for the fan, they come for his team

Harry’s “very good friend” or “the guy” depending on which conspiracy theorist doesn’t wanna bother looking up the name of the person they’re referring to (it’s Deschen, by the way) is Amy (the girl’s) BOYFRIEND and you were both nitpicky nancies

Harry is a perfect gentleman that still said “no pressure” about a boyfriend asking his girlfriend to prom, excuisiteme, whatever your name is. And Alicia, issa joke, because technically, Harry did ask her to prom.. Imma go on a limb and say her BOYFRIEND is fine with it

Okay, we can do without the “flop” adjective, this isn’t stan twitter

And this is getting exhausting. A pigeon died in Denmark, there were triplets born in Toronto, two lightbulbs went out at a dry cleaners in Tennessee, my cousin has the flu, there’s 2x1 offer on bathroom rugs in Perth, a wolf wails in the distance. Interesting that all of that happens a month before the MET Gala. Nothing like diverging narratives in the media spin cycle. 👹 When will HSHQ STOP?

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What the fuck did I just read? There’s a meme about how “we never really talked when I was in the band” because that’s what Zayn said about Harry… How does that fit in this theory? Zayn fans go after Harry EVERY. SINGLE. DAY

Now Harry not openly discussing his issues with his former bandmates is because of Sony? I must’ve missed all the times Harry “I don’t like conflict or confrontation pls" Styles dragged people. It’s completely out of character for him to just stay out of this sort of thing, right?

Fans know Harry made shady comments during MITAM promo because they’re fans. And even then, they were harmless and out of character, which is why fans reacted as though he’d slapped Zayn in the face

Larries just….. refuse to accept any part of Louis’ personality whatsoever. He’s the one that “can’t hold his tongue”, just the other day he got in trouble with a band for an (not well thought out, let’s be honest) joke about a Yorkshire band on twitter

A wild Ziam making headcanons about Liam being sad because Zayn seems to be going through a rough time

He tweeted then deleted this, I don’t know who the screenshot belongs to, I grabbed it from twitter, sorry

And then you have the rad Louie, somehow making it about Louis. I’m sure the Ziam tinhat is pleased

Of course we want to hear your funny story.

Thank you!

I attented music school as a child, I played piano. Back when I was 16 or 17, my piano teacher chose Bernstein’s Somewhere for me to perform and because she was a bit of a musical genius, she decided to add a viola to make it a duet of some sorts. So she asked other student from the school, a boy from a year above me.