valaena/aemond definitely not social media people but they both join it. valaena joining because rhaena begged her to by saying she wants both her sisters to be on it so they could be the power trio and when has valaena been able to deny rhaena anything? so she joins it and aemond is on there to ensure no creeps get to valaena. jace/baelaās acc is just travel diaries and cute couple photos + photos with siblings and their two sons, rhaena & helaenaās acc is just them and all kinds of animals plus filled with pictures of their nieces and nephew. aemondās account is just a fanpage for his wife and kids and valaena has so many pictures of her family on there. daemon with his guitar while a baby viserys is on his shoulder, one of nyra wearing a pearl crown that valaena made for her during motherās day when she was 9, so many many pictures of rhaenys & she has the most rare pictures of her siblings because sheās such a great photographer. and then she ofc so many many many pictures of her husband and kids. she very rarely posts herself but she does once in this gorgeous thigh high slit dress and her sisters convinced her to post it because my god does she look good but the real scandal is when you can clearly see aemondās name carved out on her upper thigh. the internet has a meltdown and daemon comes to their house in less than 30 minutes heās breaking in shoving aemond into a wall and asking him what made him think it was okay to harm his little girl like that? the only thing that gets him to calm down is valaena placing his grandson ādaemonā in his arms. that was the last day valaena was ever seen on social media. R.I.P to user valaenatargaryenās short but loves career.
Valaena and aemond have no interest in social media outside of their family but thatās part of the appeal for their rabid fans, they were non existent online one day and the next rhaena_v_targ is tagging them and suddenly aemond and Valaena are online!! Theyāre seeing the memes and the TikTokās and posting!!
They never show their kids faces and itās very much artistic privacy oriented posts for them and a montage of how much they love their family
Valaena the unofficial Targaryen family documenter, has pictures of helaena with a butterfly on her nose, daeron in the midst of a daring dive off a cliff, Lukeās hair care routine for those strong curls, nyra and daemon dancing in the distance, even Alicent bathed in light from a stained glass window that makes her look like some saint
Aemond posting artistic shows of his wife and their kids and of course some obnoxious gym things, getting tagged in every stupid photo and meme on Aegonās insta
And the ONE TIME Valaena posts herself the internet goes crazy bc not only is it a thirst trap (lets be real itās a beautiful thigh high slit dress and you can probably see her nipples pebbling and HOLY SHIT VALAENA HAS HER NIPPLES PIERCED dominated the comments and her hair is just a crazy riot of curls and her eyes are so wide it literally looks post sex) but the AT on her thigh is obvious! Not to mention the scar on her chest, the very edge of a burn mark on her hip visible, etc
Daemon loses it, Luke and Jace and joff absolutely swamped in thirsty comments about their baby sister, #aemondtargaryencanyoufight trending (very much the vibe the internet gets when taylor swift looks hot and immediately challenges joe alwyn to battle)
Valaena deletes social media and her and aemond become cryptids once again
