#excellent update

Chapters: 5/9 Fandom: 莲花楼 | Mysterious Lotus Casebook (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Di Feisheng/Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Fang Duobing/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Di Feisheng/Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi Characters: Li Lianhua | Li Xiangyi, Fang Duobing, Di Feisheng, Su Xiaoyong, Qiao Wanmian, Liu Rujing Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, li lianhua is struck with the biggest blow since bicha poison, which is not being able to bullshit like he's used to, will this lead to emotional honesty and heartfelt confessions?, he sure hopes not, set to start around episode 20 Summary:

At first Li Lianhua wasn't worried, curiously examining the strange dead bug in his hand. The singular positive of Bicha poison was the immunity it lent against other potential poisons, so he let the insect fall out of his hand onto the ground and promptly forgot about it.

Until a few hours later, watching a potential client storm off.

“There's nothing wrong with you that drinking water and getting some rest won't cure,” he heard himself say with some horror. “My medical advice is, drink less alcohol.” He then watched with stunned detachment as his salary for the day stomped away in outrage, in search of a more serious physician.

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EEEEAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 

EVERYTHING IS FAST 

I LIKE GOING FAST 

DID I USE MY SKILL DID I EVEN SEE MY NP BEING USED