#ewstark

Tofu is the root of all evil, and there's only one thing that can change a man's mind, and that's a modified Uzi with an extra-long clip. (insp.)

They say an optimist believes the future's uncertain and that a pessimist is always right but derives no satisfaction from it. It's my duty to be an optimist, but the pessimist has more information.

Gag Reel feat. Robert Downey Jr.

If I picked for you the ten worst moments of my life, they were probably the ten most defining moments of my life. Whether they're that complete rejection by a girl that doesn't even know you're crazy about her, and you are distracted riding your bike to school, and just as you look over at her, you take a complete ass-over flip into a shrub. And the girl just looks at you and keeps on walking with an expression that says, "Who is that schmuck?" And that's every bit as significant to me as the moment I met Susan, in a rehearsal space with Halle Berry in Montreal ten years ago, and thought, Wow, she's pretty damn cute for a boss.

haha i have so many because i want to reblog sooo many things but i don't want to do it all at once :p

u have to choose between me and the foods