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Thank you for sharing this. This is actually very interesting because usually CVs are about 2 to 5 pages, 10 generally being the max, but that’s very dependent on industry. And academia is a weird place. 50+ page CVs are somewhat uncommon but not surprising. I looked up the CV of the chancellor applicant in question and everything seems pretty par for the course. (“Most Neat” is a really cute award. I like it.) The other candidate has 3 pages, so I’m interested to see what the results would be.

There’s a professor at University of Wisconsin - Madison whose CV is 80+ pages, a professor at Columbia University whose CV is 50+ pages, hell, the Cabinet Secretary of Education of Kenya’s CV is 90 pages. When you get up to those positions, this isn’t as surprising anymore. Usually they just write so many papers and articles that their CVs basically become a book report/list of citations. It’s amazing.

Though I think the mentality might be shifting away from these really long CVs, but since I’m not in academia, it’s hard to say.

"You're like a mirror, reflecting me; Takes one to know one, so take it from me You've been lonely -- We've been lonely, too long.”

Dust to Dust -- The Civil Wars

I think I said this over at the Narumayo Discord some months ago, but basically I shipped it before even playing the games. The RandomEncounters musical on YouTube was the one who made me say 'Hey, those two look like a good pair. Time to ship it.' So I read fanfics right after that (and spoiled the hell out of myself, I know) and that's how I got myself into Narumayo hell.

   i’m as old as your first fanfic omg   

I can hear all of my fellow writers from my era collectively gasp in horror as they realize just how old they’ve become.

“Maya, stop it. I don’t have much storage left--” “I know, and I’ve already used it up by installing the new Steel Samurai app.”