Took a pregnancy test and I saw the faintest line but I think I'm making it up
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Took a pregnancy test and I saw the faintest line but I think I'm making it up

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❝Honey, I can’t deal with your level of thirst right now.❞ Eliot shooed the drunk girl out of the house, then draped himself over his male housemate. ❝You’re looking positively feral. It wasn’t that bad, as parties go... was it?❞ he pouted, running his fingers through their hair. He was the one person that Eliot couldn’t hide that little niggling need to please from, and his apparent displeasure was part of the reason Eliot had shut the party down. ❝You need a drink. I’ll go make you one, then it’ll just be you and I, hm?❞
I’M BACK.
Hiatus is officially over, so now I’ve gotta catch up on Artfight and the roleplays I’ve been neglecting. :’D
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This week's episode of The Magicians and the promo for next week's just reminded me about the fact that this is the only show where I pretty much ship every character with each other. There's my top babies Alice x Quentin but there's also Quentin x Julia then Julia x Marina but Julia x Kady are also amazing but Kady x Penny are absolutely the shit but Penny x Sunderland have incredible chemistry/sexual tension and that's not even taking into consideration that Alice x Margo would be something else but also Margo x Eliot are soulmates and while Eliot x Fen is pretty good I wouldn't mind a little Eliot x Quentin here and there but Quentin x Penny would be so funny. (Also...Julia x Martin has crossed my mind for a few seconds. Don't you dare judge me. I know it's wrong but they could be good for each other if written well. Shut up 🙄) Basically I literally just want them to become a big polyamorous group that loves and protects each other and has so much sex.
This is my favorite sound effect for a box breaking ever nintendo uses it all the time in 64 games why does it sound like that

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ugh no i can’t wright this fic right now it’s making me feel sick