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Social contracts are incredibly importante. Law enforcement doesn't usually ambush suspects in courtrooms because of the social contract that says as long as you are proven innocent nothing can happen to you on courtrooms, if we arrested people during trials for other crimes, all alleged criminals would reach the same logical conclusion that going to courtrooms to prove your innocemce is simply not worth it if they can detain you anyway.

Same thing with, let's say, a heist. Me and my co-conspirators are breaking the law. Things like robbery, assault, property damage or breach of security are categorically off the table. Why are we working together then? What assures all my fellow criminals that our pact is worth anything and that they will get a slice of the cake by the end? And what is keeping us safe from the law enforcemente surrounding the building? How can we be assured they might not decide to risk it and come in guns blazing? It is the social contract upon our lives. The certainty that killing is the one boundary we are less likely to cross.

If I were to, say, kill one of my co-conspirators after their purpose has been fulfilled (what use do I have for the man in charge of breaking the safe once the safe has been broken into?), the rest of my band of scallywags could easily come to the conclusion that their lives might be inconsecuential to me once they have done their part, which gives them ground to doubt me and go rogue right at the last step of my masterplan. And if I were to, say, kill a hostage that is being too rowdy, police might believe me a madman and decide I could kill other hostages anyway and breach the building right when I less need outside interruptions.

No, it is only logical to reduce murder to a minimum, to not have my allies think whether their self-preservation is more important than our shared goal, to buy time with a police force that believes me reasonable enough they can get something from me if they keep negotiating just a little bit.

The same logic extends to the rest of my criminal enterprise. Killing my political puppets could make the next one believe it worth it to double-cross me and contact authorities, when I could simply inflict a life-altering injury to remove them from their sensible positions. Assasinating what I know to be a potential whistle-blower could make relatives and loved ones take justice by their own hands where I could feed this leak missinformation to discredit them in court, maybe even use their confession to create a conspiracy theory that strays wildly from my actual nepharios activities.

#nowplaying NCT 127 - Baby Don`t Like It (나쁜 짓)

WHAT IS “BRAINROT”!?

WHY ARE HUMAN’S BRAINS ROTTING!?

MAYBE I SHOULD SELL ANTI-BRAINROT PRODUCTS!

THAT WOULD MAKE ME MILLIONS!

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what do you think?

thanks!

-seraph anonymous

THANK YOU HUMAN FOR YOUR ASK!!!

TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION:

I DONT!!!

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DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO STORE RADIOACTIVE WASTE

I HAVE MANY BARRELS OF IT BUT HAVE NO IDEA WHERE TO KEEP IT

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