Starscream needs some old man spike and valve. Mother fucker gets it so good he goes dumb. If Screamer ends up carrying you best know he’s living for the treatment of not being hurt cuz… he’s carrying. Why would you hurt a carrying seeker? Are you evil?
Ratchet meanwhile has to explain that yes he got the second in command of the decepticons sparked up.
The lil baby tho has ratchets colors. Is a lil seeker. Cutest mf. But they would be the spawn of hell. Evil and smart just like the carrier.
And Starscream will be going back for round two cuz old men hit different….
Omg screamers evil fucking bitlet... So spiky and so mean... It lures you in with its big blue optics and adorable cooing, grabs your fingers and acts like the cutest sparkling in the world and then fucking BITES YOU
Its denta are so stupid sharp, and the only mechs it won't go for are Starscream and Ratchet. Starscream because he feeds it and Ratchet because it did once and got such an annoyed, disappointed glare that it just let go and teared up. Ratchet comforted it then ran away to cry because holy shit that hurt so bad!! Yeah, that's definitely screamers bitty, good Primus below...
Also which continuity is this I've just been assuming g1 and can't remember if one was stated or if this is just soup
