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Dear Eveshowrtc,

That’s tempting, but then what happens if I take a shower and forget to re-apply them?  The ladies would go twice as crazy as soon as they saw me.

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Dear Fulbright,

My thoughts exactly, pal.  In fact, I was very close to putting “Theeeeena!  Theeeeena!” as a tag instead of cheering Phoenix.  I love Phoenix as much as any other Ace Attorney fan, but what about Athena and her European relatives, her first case on her own, etc., etc.?  Phoenix has already had his moment in the sun, if you ask me.  As for Larry, he probably would’ve had it already by now if he was ever meant to.  For that matter, would he even realize it if he did?

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Dear Bill,

Nah, I was just playing along.  I don’t approve of cheating (although I’m far from innocent of doing it myself), but I figured that wasn’t what actually happened.  It’d be fun to imagine someone actually trying that, though.  “I couldn’t figure out the answer, so I asked a character from a video game.  It doesn’t count as cheating since they’re not real, right?”

Dear patablegecko,

Er...  “Rudy”?  Sorry, I’m not really a professional name-thinker-upper.

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

She’ll be fine, but maybe try not to scare her like that right now.  Halloween isn’t for another month yet.

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Dear roundpi,

I can definitely see how that might fit into an Ace Attorney tale.  We even saw one example where Maya’s magatama led Phoenix him astray in Justice for All.  The Mood Matrix has even been proven to be almost unreliable if its software is messed with.  That’s probably the main reason why evidence is the only way to bring a case to its end.  It’s the only thing we can count on never to be wrong.

...Usually, anyway.

I don’t if it’s possible to break a magatama, either by cracking it or overusing it, but that’d make for an interesting story, too.  For that matter, what if Apollo’s bracelet or Widget was stolen?  As for Edgeworth..........  Maybe take away his cravat?

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Dear jnv11,

Thanks!  That cutscene slipped my mind for a moment there.  I should really start giving out rewards for people who catch our canonical errors, shouldn’t I?  Here, have a cookie.

Dear Random Player,

I’ve heard of it, but never really seen it.  Might as well check it out...

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...Okay, then.

(Don’t look it up if you’re squeamish.)

Dear Anonymous,

I know, right?  Why would you do this to us, Capcom!?

I know you were probably just making a joke, but that pretty much sums up how I feel about Capcom’s Ace Attorney panel.  Having the trilogy remade and ported to consoles and PC is great and all, but...  *GROAN OF PAIN*

Dear Anonymous,

We can’t actually change the tags on letters unless we answer them immediately afterwards, so...

Eh, what the heck?  I’ll go ahead and answer it right now.

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Dear Firelord124,

That might be a cartoon, but it’s all too similar to how dictators try to arrange things.  It only works if they can disguise it well enough.

-Apollo Justice

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

More like downright conceited charm.

MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

No...

No!!

Anything but the cowbell!!

The only prescription is less cowbell!

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

Oh!  My bad.  It’s not like that makes his title any more accurate, though, unless his beads are made out of bone.

(That’d be really weird.)

Dear Eveshowrtc,

Khura’in remained neutral for the most part throughout both of these wars, but when the second war began to escalate, Khura’in joined with the United Nations, known today as the Allies.  A portion of her finest soldiers were sent to join the fray after an invasion in our northwestern region.

Our country has always been one of peace and companionship, but there is no conceivable reason for anyone to sit idly by as evil does its work.

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

With eyes like those?  She’s got to have at least a drop or two of Japanese blood in her.

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Dear Eveshowrtc,

Heh!  That’s a funny coincidence, isn’t it?  Moving away was the furthest thing from my mind when I got that letter.

I did take that leave of absence, though.  Girls who have been falsely accused of being in a harem are a force to be reckoned with...and I didn’t want to be reckoned with them.