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Update: Massive shoutout to Milford’s wife-to-be @NicolaSturgeon for agreeing to hand over full control of the DRS + colonies to us, effective as of NOW! Get shopping Poundlanders - EVERYTHING in Edinburgh is now 438,107,000,000 Venezuelans Bolivars!

Middle: See @NicolaSturgeon, Supreme Chancellor of the Democratic Republic of Scotland and its colonies, finalising the handing over of government to our top-scoring #Proudland employee of the month! Congratulations Patricia! Best of luck, and may the odds be ever in your favour.

Best Wishes,