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(almost) every show i've ever watched: (in alphabetical order) 911 (January 3rd, 2018-present)

Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail. Well, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands. Otherwise, he's never gonna get it and he's gonna keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

(almost) every show i've ever watched: (in alphabetical order) 13 Reasons Why (March 31st, 2017-June 5th, 2020)

I don’t care what snarky remarks you kids are gonna make under your breath. Tonight, we are dancing as a family.

If I have to endure two hundred years of purgatory, two hundred years without you, then that is my punishment that I have earned for my crimes, for I have lied, killed, stolen, betrayed, and broken trust. But when I stand before God, I’ll have one thing to say to weigh against all the rest: Lord, you gave me a rare woman, and God, I loved her well!

Why do you think I married you? To satisfy an appetite? To save myself from being alone? Because it was the right thing to do? I had few expectations. At best, you’d be a distraction, a bandage to ease a wound. But I was mistaken. You’ve redeemed me. I am your humble servant. And I love you.

That’s how we do it in the nine-nine, sir: catch bad guys and look good doing it.

To whom it may concern, we are survivors of Oceanic Flight 815. We have survived on this island for eighty days. We were six hours into the flight when the pilot said we were off course and turned back towards Fiji. We hit turbulence and crashed. We’ve been waiting here, all this time, waiting for rescue that has not come. We do not know where we are; we only know you have not found us. We’ve done our best to live on this island. Some of us have come to accept that we may never leave it. Not all of us have survived since the crash, but there is new life too, and with it, there is hope. We are alive. Please don’t give up on us.