Interview with Peetasbunmyoven!
This interview is unlike any other I’ve done so far. It may require some active participation on the part of the fandom, so get your oven mitts out (you’ll see later) and settle in for a fun read all about @peetasbunmyoven!
Your url. Why did you pick it? Do you want to have Peeta’s babies? Word vomit away, my dear.
LOL OMG my poor url. Well there is no clever come to Jesus event that lead to it. I was a creepy little lurker who found fanfiction so late in the game, which lead me here. And reading people’s urls fascinated me. So I finally got the balls to make my own little desolate blog dedicated to that baking fictional dandelion and I think I was sitting next to my husband and was like omg Peetasbunmyoven! Literally, like I just shouted it while he was watching ESPN and he doesn’t even look up (which, because let’s face it, by now nothing shocks that beautiful man) and he just nods his head and says ‘yeah that sounds like something you would come up with. A bad bread pun, with some perverted thrown in. Go with it.’ So when I die I will be known for these things. Three beautiful children, a gross reputation for being too nice but having a pension for smut and trash novels, my superior cookie skills, and for a horrific bad pun blog where I talked about fictional people getting naked a lot. May she rest in peace.
Oh, and if somehow the angels get the books mixed up and I head to heaven instead of on the first roller coaster to hell, then yeah Peeta Mellark will totally be real there. And the hubs will be there too and be like - go ahead….hell, I’ll come along and distract Katniss while you attempt to remove his pants. If she shoots me it is on you.
That’s too funny!
So you have superior cookie skills??
Yes Ma’am! Christmas time I become a cookie elf sharing with the masses.
I have been called the cookie queen in my time… I’ll be issuing you a throwdown later. ;)
So you said you were late to the game. How late and what made you jump in?
Okay, so my best friend since I was ten, (we are now both a respectable, immature 32), we always trade books. For years whether it’s a text rec, email, or lots of times we just ship a book to each other at random.
Well, one afternoon a package arrived with these books in it. Which I devoured in two days. All three. I was insatiable and then found out OMG the first movie was due to come out in just a few months. The angels sang and I knew the universe loved me. So I saw the movie twice. Was super pleased. Looking back we all pick it apart but let’s face it, as adaptations go we were blessed even with that first one. So the movie lead to the DVD, the DVD to special features, special feature to fallin in love with the actors (Horowitz you asshole you lit the Joshifer disease in my heart back when that was an innocent sane thing) Well perusing more THG youtube interviews I read a comment mentioning fanfiction. I was wtf is that? Google. FF.net. OMG there are stories that make Peeta and Katniss have sex in my beautiful epilogue!!!!!
*bursts into tears of joy* Read fanfiction till the sun came up and was changed as a person to core of my filthy soul!
Did you google Katniss Peeta sex? Cuz you wouldn’t be the first!
Lol. No, just fanfiction. But I was like, what are these filters? What is mature? Omg. There is sex here. Then you just go through the shifts of canon, to au, to tropes, to historical and I was just overwhelmed, and not just by the options but the talent in this fandom is one of the most humbling experiences of my life.
After reading everything on ff.net I saw something mentioning this tumblr place. So, *whoops*, visited this majestic fangirl land, found my people, then found out about a03. And PiP. And drabbles. And omg I will never be the same, nor would I want to be! lol
I think it’s changed us all! What was the first piece of fic you wrote?
My first Everlark fic? Lord, I think it was a holiday piece for PiP? Where - wait for it… Katniss is a ghost. I cannot ever go back and read it, who the hell knows what kind of horrific mess it is, but it was called Sleep in Heavenly Peace. Obviously it sounds super full of Holiday cheer.
But there is a HEA I swear! lol
So, there’s no ghost sex?
Shockingly no…I know, but I sometimes have written Everlark where there is no smutty smut….if I remember right, though, Peeta talks about what he would like to do to her or something, but like I said, it was long ago and I am not brave enough to traverse what could be so cringeworthy I end up crying!
Oh ima have to go read this…
Dear God, good luck and go in peace.
Where do you get your inspiration for stories?
I have been in a slump for so long, that’s a hard question to answer. The stuff used to just pour out because I never stressed about it. Tons of my drabbles came from prompts people would send me. When PiP came around it would be the most random stuff that made me start a story. And not deep stuff either lol. I am not that person. I don’t plan. I’m flighty, I have no depth or pretension. Like literally I have written a story just because I wanted to make everlark bffs and Peeta wear braces. Then, they reconnect later in life, and he comes to the door shirtless and god-like but still wearing a retainer and Katniss cannot control herself. Lol!
Another time I just wanted him in suspenders. Or in lifeguard shorts. See? I am a deep intellectual. Aren’t you glad you asked to interview me?
Of course I am!
So why the slump?
The slump, I think, is a combo of real life getting crazy, the shift of fandom excitement, and I got rattled like a baby by some shitty anons and the doubt never seemed to abate.
I do miss it though, and I have the final two parts of my Blind!Peeta drabble series I have to finish or people will murder me. It is almost done.
Blind!Peeta!!! Yes, people want to read the rest.
Shift of fandom excitement? Where do you think it’s gone to?
Not gone, really. I knew there would always be a small fade once the last movie came out simply through the logistics. No more promo, interviews, previews or stills to wait for… all of those things drove a lot of creativity around here. So I knew some would fade. Which is perfectly okay. It is the way of things.
I do not like the way of things. Lol
Tell me about these bad anons. What’s their problem?! They’re stealing your wonderful stories from us, if you ask me.
Oh, I think we all wish it could go on forever. Everlark is just kind of that fictional pair that is pretty rare. And I don’t stress over notes. That was one thing I have never let stress me. The grammar police however….lol writing was self indulgent for me… because it gave me all the power to make it go my way. Plus, I got to make Peeta blush or smirk or talk about his fictional freckles a lot. (I have a thing for Peeta with freckles. Cannot help it.)
Honestly, they were only shitty because of how cruel they phrased things, and I think there was a group that came at me in mass over two days, lol. I literally got about 15 messages. Which, hell, I have gotten tons of hate and am not one that is ever rattled. The thing that haunted me was I looked back and realized the context of their attack was actually true. And that rattled me. Simply because I was this big English nerd in school and suddenly in my head I was like, shit where did all my grammar knowledge go? So each time I went to write, or read over my writing, it was ALL I could see.
And I was always a beta baby…like, I HATE asking people to help me or take time to do something for me. It’s a personality flaw ;) But the whole thing was ridiculous, and I guess was my first experience with anon hate finally bothering me. Took two years so I’d say I’m probably pretty lucky, ;)
Grammar errors aside, (we all have it them), you’re a word slinger, my dear. You are welcome to slay me anytime with a story! Like I don’t even comprehend how you put words together like you do. I read your stuff and I’m so in awe because you have such a way with words that’s different and it makes your stories exciting.
What’s your favorite story that you’ve written?
This is always that question I don’t know how to answer because I don’t see them and think they are great… which sounds so annoying. Uuuummmm… I’ve enjoyed the simple fun of this blind!Peeta drabble because I have made him so over the top charming just cause I wanna… I wrote a story called Pieces that was gut wrenching, but I was proud of the approach. Just the idea of looking at how survivors of sexual trauma relearn intimacy… and Landslide was kind of fun because it had some aspects that included real inspiration from me and my hubs.
Using RL in a sorry… Gotta love it! Let’s talk about Hit Me. Dang! Best boxing fic I’ve read. It was crazy good!
Aw, thanks!
Where did you come up with the idea and how do create such tension between Everlark? I need a lesson!
That one came about as a specific ask from a tumblr friend, Jules, whose url has changed lately shit, ummm Jules you’re @inloveinwonder now right? Anyway, she was mellarksberries. She sent me a link to some video and, hell I can’t even remember who was in it, but it was 30 seconds long and had these two actors boxing, and tension, and a kiss. And she was like - write me this lol
And I had a personal cheerleader in Amy, ( @muttpeeta ), who loves antagonistic!Everlark more than life. So, I literally sat down one day and, maybe two hours later, I had written some boxing Everlark porn?????? I mean I at least took the time to research some terminology.
Research is always important. ;) Then we can call it scientific, right?
Girl, I am awful! No one should listen to me or my process. I just sit and go.
That’s awesome, though!!
I normally, 95 percent of the time, will write the whole thing in one sitting. I once did a 15k all at once just cause if I walk away it feels like I come back a different writer or something.
Wow! Writer’s marathon! That’s the opposite of writer’s block, btw. You write a lot of one shots. Is that why? Do you have any wips?
Lol, one? Which never should have happened. It was one I started for a PiP and it got away from me, and I got talked into turning it into a WiP. I have not updated since! Even this blind Peeta drabble - I feel awful because people are waiting.
These fandom peeps can be as persuasive as Peeta Mellark. Gotta watch ‘em! Lol. So, you get an idea, write it all in one sitting, and never look back?
I should not be writing in the first place!!! I am a hot mess, busy mom and flighty as fuck, and so yes….people I love you….thank you for reading…what were you thinking??
Give me your best dirty joke.
Omg, I don’t know!!!!!! that’s my husband’s arena -corny, filthy commentary, and I just play off him. We’ve been together too long, and hell I’m too tired after my schedule to come up with anything original.
He just walked out the door and I told him he’s handsome. To which he said he’s always handsome, and I said there is a fine line between confident and cocky, and he’s full of both. Then he said, hey, maybe if you’re full of my cock that makes me confident. This was seconds ago - I am so so so sorry….
Lol! That was definitely dirty.
Okay, Katniss or Peeta… if you had to choose one. And you have to. No one ever gives me a real answer.
PEETA
Finally!!!!
Katniss, I love you, but I would shove you off the door to let Peeta sing himself as the Titanic sinks, I am so sorry! But, boo, I think you’d agree with me, right? So like it’s okay?
It is okay. ;)
Katniss would totally turn into an ice pop by choice, and hell it even fits, as Peeta whispers he’ll never let gooooo.
Do you still read fanfic?
all the time. It is incredible. And our fandom has such, such gifts!
What are some of your faves?
I have too many
Gimme 5 that come to mind
I mean I have said ten trillion times that I have this bff everlark addiction.
with eyes to hear, no surprises, no unicorns, crash my party, stars, the first time, best laid plans…… those are the first bff ones that pop into my head and are straight crack to my soul.
Do you have a favorite trope?
Yep, friends to lovers. I cannot help it. In fact, one of my fave PiP stories I wrote, which isn’t very popular, let me indulge it… I just remember waking up and like five year old Peeta’s voice was in my head and the first line, “he thought she looked like a princess…..”, and I just ran with it and *sigh*. Don’t ya just love bff everlark growing up with one of them worshipping the other?
I do. What’s this pip story called?
Our Castle. Though, some sites just call it Castle because they nickname the playground where they meet their Castle, and as they grow up it is significant.
Aw! That sounds so sweet! You write the emotional stuff really well. Like, well enough to make me cry. Okay, almost cry. I’m a toughie. 😉 Why do you think that is?
Don’t cry!!!! Lol, but yeah, angst comes easy to me and I don’t have a clue why. Because literally I am one of the most consistent optimists alive. When I was little I became determined to never make people suffer for their misgivings and mess ups. Anger literally makes my stomach hurt, like I get mad hardly at all and would always rather look for the sunshine in something. But in turn, I guess when I fall in love with a character, or both of these two, their pain affects me ten fold so I write it easier? Hell if I know.
Like I said, I still cannot believe a soul reads anything I have written. I will never know why I can make angst happen quickly. People send me prompts and the angst could flow in seconds….lol
You have a dark gift 😉
omg are you about to challenge me or something lol
Oh, I am going to challenge you. But not just yet… Do you enjoy writing?
I do. I love words. Reading them, writing them. I love that, for me, it’s so much easier to write something out than to articulate it. I love how I feeeel them when I read them. They are so powerful.
You use them well. Are you thinking of writing anything past wrapping up blind!Peeta?
I have no idea. Sometimes I feel like you’d have to pry this otp from my dying hands.
What have you not written that you’d want to write?
God, I am sure a ton.
Have you written affair everlark?
I haven’t.
I’m not asking… Fyi. I mean, I am. Just not that I want to read it.
Though, I could see it, and have seen it done so so well, it is a tread careful for sure. But real life is a mess and you can see how sometimes it happens in a way, though painful, that has a HEA.
I have seen it in RL. I’m always impressed when a couple can come back stronger than ever. I just don’t wanna read it in my otp! Lol
Amy’s canon based Hero of the Story rocks me, and is so believable in context. So, it can be done very well, and she shows the ugly well, too. But I have never tackled it.
You’re right! That one is really good. You did tackle the lifeguard setting, though!
Lol, lifeguard was pure smutty fluff fun! I have a dark Peeta that never got finished, but prob my most painful and controversial is the Pieces one, but no adultery.
Dark Peeta? What’s that about?
It is 10k words of unfinished Peeta who kind of loses his humanity b/c of his home life, but only sees life in Katniss….his last vestige of humanity rests in her and he goes into the games and comes back, and, well he’s a wee bit violent and might, as the town says, be a murderer. :(
We will have to look for this one! What are your favorite books outside of thg?
I am a HP nerd. Secret garden was my first grade love. Books of late - I fell so so hard for the Winner’s Trilogy. Arin and Kestrel nearly challenged Everlark for me. I even wrote a drabble so you know that’s a bad sign, lol.
Anne of Greene Gables I grew up loving, and my trashy child heart loved Sweet Valley books. I love Dracula. I love Beloved, though it breaks me.
I love secret garden! What is the Winners Trilogy? I may need to read this if it challenges Everlark.
Arin and Kestrel in TWT, my heart, dude. It starts with her buying him as a slave at auction in this dystopian world and I just… read it!
Yes ma'am.
I just finished The Hating Game and omg. If you love enemies to lovers run nowwwwwww. OMG! Don’t even ask, just go read them.
Okay, it’s time for the challenge. Let’s have a cookie throwdown! Give me your best cookie recipe.
Okay, these are Grandma cookies. They were my husband’s grandma’s cookies. She died when I was 17 after only getting to know her a year….but every Christmas she made this huge container of a million baked goods, and I got to help her make these and now I make them every year for all her grandsons who miss her still 15 years later… I bake like ten cookies and cakes and bars trying to pick up her legacy.
Aw! That’s sweet and fun legacy to continue!
• 2 ¼ cups all-purpose flour
• 2 teaspoons ground ginger
• 1 teaspoon baking soda
• ¾ teaspoon ground cinnamon
• ½ teaspoon ground cloves
• ¼ teaspoon salt
• ¾ cup margarine, softened or unsalted butter
• 1 cup white sugar
• 1 egg
• 1 tablespoon orange juice
• ¼ cup molasses
• 2 tablespoons white sugar
Directions Cook 10 m • Ready In 50 m 1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Sift together the flour, ginger, baking soda, cinnamon, cloves, and salt. Set aside. 2. In a large bowl, cream together the margarine or butter and 1 cup sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in the egg, then stir in the oj and molasses. Gradually stir the sifted ingredients into the molasses mixture. Shape dough into walnut sized balls, and roll them in the remaining 2 tablespoons of sugar. Place the cookies 2 inches apart onto an ungreased cookie sheet, and flatten slightly. 3. Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before removing to a wire rack to cool completely. Store in an airtight container.
Okay, here’s mine. I’m a little nervous to go up against any kind of ‘Grandma cookie’, but I have converted many people to my side (of anything) with these bribe-worthy babies.
½ c white sugar
½ c light brown sugar
½ c peanut butter
¾ c butter, softened
1 egg
½ tsp vanilla
1 ¼ c flour
½ tsp each of baking soda, salt and cinnamon
12 oz. chocolate chips (semisweet if you don’t like them too rich, otherwise use milk chocolate)
Preheat the oven to 375. Blend together the sugars and the butters, then add the egg and vanilla. DO NOT stick your finger in the batter. That’s gross. But yummy. Anyway - Stir together the dry ingredients and mix into wet ingredients in 3 small turns. Then add the chips, (the chocolate one, not potato chips. Although, I have done that and if you like sweet and salty stuff - dang, Gina. Go for it.)
Drop spoonfuls of rounded dough onto a cookie pan. I grease mine because I hate stuck on food particles, but there’s so much butter in these you may not need to. Your call. Now -
Listen to me! This is MUY IMPORTANTE! Only bake the cookies for 9 minutes. NO MORE. If they don’t look done, take them out anyway, because cookies will absorb the heat from the pan and will continue to bake until *either* you take them off the pan, or the pan cools. If they’re a little too brown on the sides, cut back to 8 minutes. A cookie with a little bit of a soft center is not a problem anyway.
So! Everybody get out your ingredients and test these cookies for your next cookie swap! No, you do not have to post how you like Grandma's recipe better than mine, but you do need to go read @peetasbunmyoven (or on FFNet) (and leave a comment because IMO there are not nearly enough on her stories) while your cookies bake! Then read more while you eat them warm out of the oven. ;)











