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Stuffy scientist types insist that there’s pretty much no way that dinosaurs ever existed alongside humans, but isn’t it fun to imagine it? I’ll never forget the shocking hilarity of seeing that scene in “Jurassic Park” where the guy gets eaten right off the toilet for the first time.

It doesn’t make me feel as bad about being a wretched chef when I stop to consider the science of cooking. There’s an actual chemical reaction going on when you prepare your favorite foods, which explains the connection between last night’s meal attempt and my barely scraping by with a C in high school chemistry class.

When you typically think of a celebrity news and gossip personality, someone like Giuliana Rancic or Ryan Seacrest comes to mind. Perfectly polished and impeccably styled, guaranteed never to slip up and say something naughty. On the other end of the spectrum resides Huggy Lowdown, also known as the Celebrity Snitch.

Have you ever gotten to know a guy over the course of several weeks and thought you had a pretty good read on him, only to find out that he’s secretly Canadian? I don’t quite know what to make of our hockey-playing neighbors to the north.

Tonight’s Cirque du Soleil show is being billed as “an electrifying production that unfolds inside the creative mind of Michael Jackson.” I mean no disrespect to the legendary pop star, but do we really want to peek inside that man’s head?

If you’re like me and the words CMA Fest conjure up images of sweaty, sunburned tourists shoveling hot dogs and Doritos down their throat while clogging up Lower Broad, I suggest you turn your attention to alternative CMA Fest events like this one: today’s celebrity softball game at Greer Stadium.

In all my years of dealing with the opposite sex, I’ve witnessed some flawless dating maneuvers. From swoon-worthy dinner dates to pick-up lines that actually work, your girl has seen it all.

Nashville’s Church Street might be my favorite strip of watering holes in all of town.  It seems that people are simply more uninhibited and ready to party at these bars and that you know I can groove on that.