#evemark

Keith: wait, let me get this right. so you're also half alien—specifically the alien race that's trying to conquer the known universe

Mark: yeah pretty much

Keith: but you can fly and you have super strength?

Mark: yeah- kinda weird, actually. you sure you don't have any secret powers?

Keith: not really; just that sometimes my eyes will go yellow if i'm angry

Mark: so... you're telling me you're THAT good with a sword, and it's all from what, practice?

Lance, smugly: oh Keith has TONS of practice with swords

Eve: see, that's amazing! i keep telling Mark he'd be 10 times more lethal in a fight if he carried around a weapon or something, but nooo

Lance: ah, not that kind of sword, chica

Keith: Lance. not while I'm talking to alternate reality me.

Lance, squinting at Mark: so you're sure your dad isn't purple and furry? you know, maybe some cat ears?

Mark: okay, my dad may have lied to our family for 20 years and killed a lot of people, but he's NOT a furry

Lance: okay, okay, just had to check

Keith: but your mom isn't dead, right?

Mark: last I checked, she's still chasing Oliver around the house. why? is yours?

Keith: no, no, not my mom; my dad.

Mark: oh man my head hurts

Keith: yeah mine too

Lance: i dunno, i'm enjoying every second of this

Eve: me too—wanna compare notes?

Mark: why do you have notes-

in the comics, it's like. a horny scene. we can tell it's a horny scene, even if it doesn't get anywhere. but in the series, they just... lay there, resting

and i cheered there because YEAAAAHHHYYH!!!!!! LET THEM RESTTTTT