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hi hello we finally got to the kissing bit, I am a puddle on the ground, please enjoy my blorbos finally deciding to do something about being head-over-heels for each other.
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all this and heaven too
hi hello we finally got to the kissing bit, I am a puddle on the ground, please enjoy my blorbos finally deciding to do something about being head-over-heels for each other.

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oh jfc i'm sorry this shit is spiraling up again, what the fuck. i have no words. it's a fucking movie. i. block them all, block them all.
You would probably gasp at the length of my block list but this shit is like whack-a-mole.
Have you seen the movie yet, btw? Your opinion is one I’m dying to hear with this one.
@gardnerhill replied to your post “FedEx just delivered what appears to be a $5500 Chanel bag to my...”
God forbid they just send you the $130
Back when I used to wait tables for a living, we were instructed to comp drinks instead of food, because drinks cost us next to nothing, and food cost nearly what we charged for it. I assume there’s a similar principle in play here. @bowiecadmium replied:
Wow. That was a trip.
Wasn’t it, though! I am undecided if that’s going to turn out to be the final installment of the story. I CAN ONLY HOPE. @quipxotic replied:
What a bizarre situation, although your telling of it makes me laugh. Does this mean you're finally done with the Box from Hell? As for what to do with the perfume, if you're uncomfortable keeping it maybe donate it somewhere like a women's shelter? (Side note: who sends complete strangers expensive perfume? It's creepy and presumptuous! What world do these folks live in?)
They live in a world their products are highly-coveted, I guess? Literally lusted after? I mean, the whole thing thanking me for my “honesty” -- there’s such a presumption of craving a Chanel handbag in that, of looking at it and perceiving it as an object actually worth $5K. Which I just... seem unable to do. (Friends the other night kept trying to come up with an analogy to get me to understand what’s worth 5K about that handbag, and they tried “It’s why you have a Macbook instead of a Chromebook,” and I answered, “I can’t edit video on a Chromebook.” And then they tried saying that handbags on the East Coast are like cars on the West Coast, and I squinted at them for a very long time, because I began driving beaters, I loved driving beaters, and I only stopped because working on them didn’t quite pencil out on the stress-to-fun ratio.) And we can only hope that it means I’m done with the box from hell. WE CAN ONLY HOPE. evawrites replied:
i love this whole story.
I’m of mixed minds about the perfume, but I definitely got a story out of it. ;-)
evawrites replied to your post: Listen, I want you all to swear to me (if I ever...
fine, i’ll write fluff AND crack.
now wait just a hot darn minute there
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I was just waxing rhapsodic to angie about donuts...
oh. are. do they. donuts???? good????????
Nearly every donut I've had since I've gotten here has been the best donut I've ever had. They remind me of how donuts from this mom and pop bakery across the street tasted when I was 9. But better. They make the freshest krispy kreme you've had taste like a day old gas station donut.

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evawrites:
i'm gonna write coffee shop au fluff and nothing but.
goddamn it eva, we talked about this
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Thank you for all the birthday wishes! It was a perfectly lovely day with cake and surprises and quite a lot of kicking around with @grrlpup while not doing much of anything in particular.
Which is just about as lovely as a day gets. :-)
evawrites said:
i hate that show. i hate it so much. watson was ALWAYS my favorite character, will ALWAYS BE my favorite character, and this is just. no.
Oh, yeah, this is definitely not the Watson that we know. He is a terrible, terrible character and Mofftiss should be ashamed.