R: I feel like I gotta hit the evac button. You know the evac button?
L: (Laughing) Yeah
. . .
L: The taint, the taint-
R: You gotta hit the taint. You gotta press the taint, make it sure it's all out.
L: - you gotta touch the taint button.
R: Yeah, evac button is what I'm callin it.
Link intermittently laughing hysterically was wonderful
Rhett telling Link to smash his wiener in between the toilet seats, oml
Also,
"if the sea snake is going back in the coral"
"I like feeling like I have an audience"
"I have a bidet, and I milk the snake"
Yes, this is what I listen to Ear Biscuits for









