#euriovision

weird

gay

folky

cunt served

with the extra buff/nerf qualities of

native language (a bonus in every case except if it’s French)

politics (usually ‘neutral’ but some cases it can be everything)

visuals, to a smaller extent (e.g. a piano burning)

like. Manneskin wasn’t weird or folky but it was gay and served cunt.  Rybak's win? was pure folky - cunt served major over 9000 moment. Lordi? they put all the stats in weird and lord knows it worked. Moldova wasn’t gay or cunty but maxed out folky and weird. France was folky but wasn’t gay cunty or too weird either AND also it’s France so the politics nerf counterbalenced that one thing it had going for it. on the other hand Serbia was ‘only’ weird but to such an insane and genuiene extent that it flew them to the top. Spain too was only cunty (+some visuals buffer) but it SERVED it on a golden plate so it was also enough for a 3rd place. 

Norway was weird af but had none of the other extras. German wasnt any of the above and it also got the politics nerf. UK was weird and had some nice visuals (and mid-gay? idk Jesus counts kinda gay) and also the stars aligned this is why i presume it escaped the politics nerf that’d have usually put them in the stillborn category this once

Day 1 - a song from your favourite contest Day 2 - your least favourite winning entry Day 3 - your favourite winning entry Day 4 - your favourite entry by a female soloist Day 5 - your favourite entry by a male soloist Day 6 - your favourite entry by a duet Day 7 - your favourite entry by a group Day 8 - your favourite 2nd-placed entry Day 9 - an entry that you didn’t like at first but now like Day 10 - an entry that you liked at first but are now bored of Day 11 - an entry, in a language you don’t know, that you can sing along to Day 12 - your favourite entry of all time Day 13 - your least favourite entry of all time Day 14 - your favourite Irish entry Day 15 - your favourite UK entry Day 16 - your favourite Spanish entry Day 17 - your favourite French entry Day 18 - your favourite German entry Day 19 - your favourite Italian entry Day 20 - your favourite non-qualifier from a semi-final Day 21 - your favourite performance Day 22 - your favourite interval act Day 23 - your favourite presenter / presenting team Day 24 - an entry that makes you laugh Day 25 - your favourite song from a national final Day 26 - an entry that makes you think of someone Day 27 - an entry performed by someone you think is hot Day 28 - your favourite ballad Day 29 - your favourite entry to dance to  Day 30 - an entry that should have won