#eupheryce

I THOUGHT OF YOU WHEN I SAW HIM

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who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

Rikku is the one who first hears about what happens to a microwaved peep. They both decide it has to be done “for science”. Yuna comes over just in time to hear a mix of laughter and swearing as the peep explodes and catches fire. She knows Tidus is the one who gave Rikku the idea.

who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

Gippal. Rikku just laughs when she sees the cat watching them before realizing it’s REALLY creepy and makes Gippal put it outside before they do anything else. “It’s watching us, the little pervert!”

who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

Gippal records Rikku doing the stupidest things, like singing (poorly) and dancing to recordings of Yuna’s ‘real emotion’ concert. Or when Ghiki steals something of hers and she chases him around. Gippal just records the entire thing laughing like an idiot.

who breaks the most phones

rikku. But when they break she fixes them and they work better than they ever did so she doesn’t really see why this is a problem.

who dies first

WHY THIS 

Iiii am gonna say Gippal because he’s older and a lot more reckless. Rikku’s reckless but she has Yuna with her to heal her should things go wrong, and wouldn’t be alone in a dangerous situation. Gippal’s a lot more likely to do something stupid and get himself killed.

alternatively, he’s older and will probably die of old age sooner.

which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

Rikku! I don’t think she’d be like I CANT DRINK ANYTHING DAIRY EVER but between the two of them, she’d be the one who would suffer whenever she ate ice cream. And she’d find that ice cream worth it on every level.

who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

Rikku just isn’t the best singe in the world. She has a sweet voice but no strength and can’t stay in tune to save her life. Of course, she doesn’t agree with Gippal’s “don’t quit your day job” and other teasing comments.

on the flip side, Gippal considers himself to be a great cook, and Rikku comments that she’s had better cooked food in the Cavern of the Stolen Fayth.

who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

I’ve always picture Rikku to be the type of person who sleeps all stretched out and takes all of the space. Gippal ends up getting out of bed to sleep somewhere without Rikku’s fist in his face on super active nights.

If it’s “who gets thrown out because of fighting” I don’t think Rikku’d be kicked out, but I do think she’d leave to get the heck away from Gippal before she sTRANGLES HIM IN HIS SLEEP. 

who uses the computer most

omF„, makes the bed in the morningsTseng would do it like clockwork, and while I imagine Aerith gets up pretty early … not as early as he does. He’d kick her out of bed so he could make it and she’d make fun of him for it. has sole posession of the T.V. remoteTseng goes to turn on the news. Aerith says fuck that. Breakfast is spent in silence with Saturday morning cartoons blaring from the screen. stays up until 2am readingTseng, probably. I dunno if he’d really manage while she was actually there with him in fucking bed though, like. He’d be creepy about it and try and wring out every moment with her, and so he’d probably not be. reading. but instead just. watching her sleep. He’d spend a lot of time just watching her tbh. Just like old times.is the bigger cuddlerAerith, but she’d tease him. She’d probably stop instigating touches until he actually learned to hold her hand when he wanted to, etc. There would be extremely long periods where they didn’t touch each other, tbh. does the laundryTseng would insist on going to some expensive dry cleaners or whatever, but Aerith knows how to make homemade soap out of like, fucking weeds she pulled out of the garden and she’d stick to her own earthy methods. He’d make some comment about it and probably look down his nose a bit at her, but she’d always smell better than him. mows the lawn

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dude holy fuck please just go and do that

YEAH a lot of my friends are getting married and popping out babies and i am like ‘WOAH WOAH WOAH, WAY TOO YOUNG’ and then i remember that we are 22/23/24 and some are even college graduates or have full time jobs so

oh my god same so much

"no how can you have a child you are a baby- wait you have a degree and a career shit you're actually perfectly qualified to be a parent and a spouse, shit you could probably get a house if you wanted" 

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So I asked him "Do you want Ciel and Sebastian to do the wee kisses?" 

and he responded with "I would stop watching the show."

"Wait." "No, it would be lovely. They could have little demon babies." "How else do you think they make demon babies???"