#etn fandom

Mystic: I was at a party smoking weed.

Stella: *whips out a spear* yALL WANNA KILL ME?!

Lucy: *hides with a bow she found in a closet and tries not to get caught from munching cookies*

Rea: *just runs away*

Alice: *runs after Rea* “The plaanttttsss!!”

Aqua: “This has given me lots of time to create a plan to save myself and all my friends, eliminate our enemies, and cure cancer.”

Cinna: *causing distractions so their friends won’t get caught*

Dani: *falls down a hole* “Well at least I’m safe-“

Dawn: *watches Doctor Who and somehow doesn’t get caught*

Leah: “This would make a great story.”

Tea: “That’s valid, but-“

Chala: *ships literally everything in sight*

Dawson: “gUYYYYYSSSS????”

Birdy: *silently joys in a notepad*

Colleen: *runs with Rea and Alice* “Wait for MEEEEEEEE!!”

Sponge: *is the killer*

Nic: *actually thinks rationally*

Cerise: *silence*

Helga: *her goats kill the killers*

ETN-tan: “I don’t know if this qualifies as a death challenge-”

Brooke: *whispers* “you’re a furry, Stella-”

Alina 1: "Please save me.”

Alina 2: "ooo, she’s cute- wait, am I supposed to be hiding from something?-”

Stella: "That hat better put me in Slytherin."

Lucy: *takes all the cookies from the Ravenclaw table*

Rea: *misses classes to sneak into Hogsmeade*

Alice: *spends most of her freetime in the greenhouses*

Aqua: "Okay, let's get this magic shit done."

Cinna: *sketches the castle inside and out throughout their entire seven years there*

Dani: "Sorry, I was in the Hospital Wing again. It was another broom accident."

Dawn: "Am I the only one who's doing any school work?"

Leah: "No, I'm not stalking. I'm researching for a fanfic."

Tea: "Cute girls. I'm living."

Chala: "Look at all these ships!"

Dawson: *is secretly really good at Quidditch*

Birdy: "I'M AN OWL, MOTHERFUCKERS!"

Colleen: "Who wants to start a DnD club?"

Sponge: "I'm gonna go swim with the Great Lake Squid."

Nic: *spends his time in the dungeons*

Cerise: "Oh! So that's why my potion blew the Professor's face off!"

Helga: "Where are the goats?!?!"

ETN-tan: "Where is the death?"

Brooke: *starts a furries club to try to get Stella to admit*

Alina 1: "I'm gonna go to the library."

Alina 2: "Oh my God, all of the cute girls. Wingardium Leviosa my girl dick."

Stella: "I...I don't understand any of this."

Lucy: "What do you mean I shouldn't go near that white blob creature? It's so cute!"

Rea: "You wanna exterminate me? Well, we'll see how you handle me with--" *trips on nothing*

Alice: "Hey, if you can travel to different planets, is there a planet with plant people? Asking for a friend."

Aqua: "Huh?"

Cinna: "Am brave bear!" *faces a dalek, squeaks* "Am still brave bear!"

Dani: "What's this do? What's that do?"

Dawn: "Just......stay put and don't do anything stupid. I've got this. Jack, now's not the time."

Leah: "I have no clue what's going on."

Tea: "Okay, what can I do to help? Also there are a lot of cute girls."

Chala: "Ships. Ships everywhere."

Dawson: "Oh come on! Can't I play with that screwdriver just once?"

Birdy: "SHIPS! SHIPS EVERYWHERE!"

Colleen: "Hang on a second. This isn't Dungeons and Dragons!"

Sponge: "I have no idea what's going on."

Nic: "I don't really know what's going on."

Cerise: "I'll just sneak in with the daleks. They'll never notice."

Helga: "Yello! I have goat for dalek!" *defeats them single-handedly*

ETN-tan: "Where is the death challenge?"

Brooke: "I have no idea what's going on."

Alina 1: "I have no clue what's going on."

Alina 2: "I have no clue what's going on, but there are a lot of cute girls, I am gay and single and ready to smooch." *also tries to wife up Missy*

(Silence)