#ethon

1 hour later

Previously on SG1… Daniel got stuck on a planet when a religious coup happened and shit went srsly wrong. Cam got kidnapped by a strange sect of Jaffa.

Oh boy, are we going back to the Rand Protectorate… I hope not. It’s a bad idea…

What’s he got in his hand??

Well crap, Jared’s country has been sweet talked by the Priors…

oh. Fuckity fuckity fuck…

This episode is a bad idea™ #weareallgoingtodie

Death is probably a happier way of doing things that following the Ori,,,

Cam ur being rude…

Lol. The kids all not wanting to sit in Uncle Hank’s chair…

“So, what, we just fly in there and blow it up?” “Yeah. Unless you can think of something better.”

Dammit Teal’c. You jinxed it.

Sad face. Yet again, #TheWomanDies

Daniel being outraged and behind bars… it never gets old.

Um… wat… Daniels locator beacon has been removed… #rude

Well crap… shields to maximum!!

Holy shit… what the fuck???

Have we got sublights? But also, can we bomb the control centre??

Dude, don’t you know anything? Never use the elevator in an emergency.

Can’t we like, throw a nuke at it??

!!!

I really hate the Ori… and religious nut jobs.

These guys… are stubborn and dumb beyond belief…

Dude, I hope you get bitchslapped…

“Find me a nice open field, anywhere in Caledonia.”

#abandonship

Oh god… tell me Pendergast isn’t planning on going down with the ship…

*crying* not Prometheus…

Dude, they are so lucky they didn’t shoot Daniel bc he would have ascended and burn them to ashes…

“When does it stop?” #yes

Jared Kane has got some serious morals…

;w;

Thankyou Teal’c, that’s what I was saying…

Dude, I legit said we shoulda chucked an EMP through the gate.

“Do you ever give up?” “Not until I’m dead… and sometimes not even then.”

Chaska’s bullshitting skills are amazing.

Oops. :D

“Listen, me and Teal’c are getting ready to bag ourselves a big evil Ori satellite.”

Somebody just shoot this bastard…

Well now… for once somebody listened to me… I hope he doesn’t die.

Jfc… these people.