#etheriium

{ text to: olivia }: lil pub downtown. called four leaves or something like that? idk { text to: olivia }: stranger? liv, you’ve kissed me like five seconds after meeting me { text to: olivia???? }: unless... you aren’t olivia and i have made a fool of myself { text to: probably not olivia gdi }: you’re still more than welcome to join me, stranger. i really do need a pumbaa xoxo { text to: wtf am i doing }: or a timon, i can be flexible ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

{ text to: jimmy jams }: come now, jim{ text to: jimmy jams }: really, you are only doing poorly in us history{ text to: jimmy jams }: perhaps i can help you study?{ text to: jimmy jams }: on that note, so many wars have happened since my time{ text to: jimmy jams }: quite interesting, is it not?

{ text to: jim }: well, i assume that would be the fault of your friends{ text to: jim }: confiscate their phones{ text to: jim }: or make good decisions{ text to: jim }: always an option

‘ so  brave.  so  gallant.  so  pointless. ’

[ text: space gay #2 ]: do you think nasa is taking applicants?[ text: space gay #2 ]: i’m seven drinks down and ready to go back to space[ text: space gay #2 ]: do you think they would give me special treatment if i say i’m born there[ text: space gay #2 ]: no wait thats a bad idea what if they put me in a lab[ text: space gay #2 ]: jim :([ text: space gay #2 ]: if i get put into a lab because i’m an alien will you come save me please[ text: space gay #2 ]: i’ll buy you a burger as a thank you[ text: space gay #2 ]: have you tried burgers? they’re so good

( text to jim. ) i hate this godforsaken town. this planet. ( text to jim. ) i hate all the people here.( text to jim. ) why can’t they all just leave me alone???

‘ i may be a princess but that does NOT mean that i can’t handle my own! ‘