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          “ you know, i’m pretty  sure everyone around here wants to sleep with me.  seriously,  they could at least try to be subtle about it, rather than just staring. can’t say i blame them, seeing that i’m such a catch ‘n all.  guess they must all want a piece of the murphy huh?  — how flattering. ”

meme me up, scotty!! → accepting → @faithisms

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emori: mhmm guess what mine is

emori: my b, but you're right - they are the epitome of try hard badasses

emori: like i said before, doesn't hurt that much!! the rewards outweigh the risks tbh

raven: do you have more than one?

raven: it's not the pain i'm worried about. i have a pretty high pain tolerance at this point

emori: well i always had a theory that roan has a tattoo that says "i love mom" so there's that

emori: try hard? im a badass already -- i dont need to try at this point

emori: booooooo and i was over here thinking you were somewhat cool

emori: im always down to get another tho so the offer always holds

raven: everyone has to have at least one embarrassing tattoo, i guess.

raven: are you apart of azgeda? clearly i didn't mean you

raven: excuse me? i AM cool. i love myself too much to hurt my face like that. no offence.

emori: my brother used to say that the fear of something is worse than the fear itself.. i think that's how people are with needles?? like think of how small they are compared to a knife

emori: yeah, whatever.

emori: get this: azgeda barely speaks to trikru let alone lets them poke em with ink

emori: fair. i got mine on my own anyway

emori: we can match w the face tattoos and start our own clan

raven: sounds about right.

raven: does azgeda even have tattoos? if memory serves me correct, from my TINY run-in with some of them, they looked more like scars than tattoos

raven: go big or go home for the try hard badasses, am i right?

“i would say THIS IS WAR—- but i think we need a HEALTHY BREAK from wars right now. so, let’s call it a draw ??” wiggling her fingers playfully at raven. when was the last time ocatvia TRULY SMILED ?? when they arrived on earth surely ?? even when lincoln was around everything felt unusually tense. as it should have been since every other day something or someone was trying to kill them all. “what do you make of this place ?? would you trade everything you had to go back ?? to that hell ??”

emori: just felt like a ton of pinches

emori: not meant to be cute, but ok

emori: do you really think that?? that's like thousand and thousands of people for one guy

emori: maybe. they usually have different things for each clan -- you can start a skaikru one

raven: i've had needles on the ark and they hurt like a bitch. then again, i'm sure my pain tolerance has gone through the roof now.

raven: like... badass cute, you know? just accept the compliment, you grump.

raven: i was watching this documentary not that long ago about this lady who was like, the last of her kind that did tattoos by hand. who knows what you guys are like

meme me up, scotty!! → always accepting

ø for a LATE NIGHT text.

[ emori ] does it weird you out that we’re not even born yet in this place?[ emori ] i wasn’t even being thought of for another 112 years. [ emori ] it’s such a strange concept.

# for a RANDOM text.

[ emori ] i’ve eaten so much pizza i think you may need to scrape me off the walls soon.[ emori ] please come save me by eating what’s left. thank you.

% for a CURIOUS text.

[ emori ] how much did the face tattoo hurt?[ emori ] i like it. it’s cute.[ emori ] do you have like, one main tattooist that does it for everyone or what[ emori ] do you think they’d let me get one if we ever go home?

$ for an ACCIDENTAL text.

murphy comes to a HALT, the fact that they’re somehow in 2017 ( he’s pretty sure that’s the year he saw on a post board when first arriving ) still not quite setting in. honestly, he blames CLARKE; she probably had something to do with it. “ so ? you can distract whoever they have guarding the door and i’ll sneak in. if that doesn’t work, then i’m sure there’s a window or door that i can get through. ” given that they’re now in a modern day society, murphy knows he should PROBABLY give up his juvenile behavior and work on being a model citizen, but nah.