#ethansembroidery

In celebration of Trumpington’s defeat regards the Muslim Ban™ yet again, I want to release a pattern I’ve been working on since his first week in office.

NOT WITH A BANG (£0.50)

is a downloadable cross stitch chart approximately 127 stitches across and 76 stitches vertical. it uses four colours and comes with a DMC Colour key. 

So for those who guessed on my WIP post earlier, not quite there but some funny guesses!  I wanted to put a flower border on it but didn't have time with classes.

I’ve had a few days like this the past week. I will just say I regret not choosing the cakes.

Pros: Cake

Name: Lisa


Date and Time: 15.07.2015, 19:45


Average Hours of Sleep: 7-9 hours


Last Thing I Googled: “formel 1 gp deutschland 2015″ My mum wanted to know if there was a Formula 1 race in Germany this year and how it affected the calendar as a whole.


Nickname: I don’t think I have one.


Birthday: 08.08.


Gender: female


Height: 1,74 m


Favorite Color: I don’t really know. I like bright colours like yellow and red.


One Place That Makes You Happy: the students’ café at my university <3

How Many Blankets Do You Sleep Under: 1


Favourite Movie: Pride & Prejudice (2005) or Shoppen, I guess


What Are You Currently Wearing? I’m tricking myself into doing yoga later by already wearing my yoga clothes.


Last Book You’ve Read: Last book I finished was “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Truman Capote


Most Used Phrase: ladida, probably


First word that comes to mind:


Favourite Beverage: vanilla flavoured green tea


Favourite Food: I don’t know


Last Movie You Watched At The Theatre: Jurassic World!


Dream Vacation: phhh, I don’t know guys. Iceland was absolutely stunning though.


Dream Pets: I actually don’t really care for pets.


Dream Job: Linguistics Professor

Five Things I Like About Me

By Me

1. I’m a quick learner.

2. I’m funny as hell when I want to be.

3. I’ve got a GREAT figure and I’m not afraid to admit it.

4. I’m creative and can make wonderful things with yarn.

5. I’m pretty considerate and worry about not upsetting or offending other people…? Sure do hope I succeed.

Thats exactly how I felt when I got my first one.

Rules

1. Always post the rules. 2. Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. 3. Tag 11 new people. 4. Message the people you’ve tagged to let them know that you’ve tagged them.

1. Favorite season and why.

Probably fall, because it's not the horror of summer and not super cold. Also, good harvesty food options and the TV season starts up again.

2. If reincarnation exists, what do you want to come back as?

Probably a human but an owl would be cool. 

3. What is a quote that speaks to where you are in your life now?

"Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics." - Welcome to Night Vale twitter

4. Would you rather have one year with your soulmate or ten years with someone you love but know isn’t the one?

Argh...I honestly don't know. Maybe the 10 years because it might not be soul changing but at least there's love and it's longer.

5. If you had the ability to change the ending to one book which would you choose?

I don't know that I would change any endings, because that's what fan fiction is for. But without reading it, and just having heard about the ending and thus put off reading the last two books, probably Allegiant.

6. You wake up with one eyebrow shaved off. Would you shave the other one off or draw on the one you’re missing?

Shave the other, they both grow in evenly that way. Plus, I have no eyebrow pencils but I do have a razor.

7. What’s your dream job?

I'm not sure actually. I like the one I have right now and see it as my career for the foreseeable future and I'm sure I'll want to climb the rungs of it but dream job? Maybe TV executive for a cable network that rescues/airs cancelled shows. Home for all the stuff you love but networks didn't give it a chance.

8. Which reality show would you want to be a contestant on?

I'm seriously not a reality show person...I'd have to create one where it's just nerd leaning women sitting around talking about the awesome stuff they're passionate about and not being catty.

9. Favorite song at the moment.

My favorite song is pretty much always "The Tower" by Vienna Teng.

10. Sweet or salty?

Sweet.

11. If you could only buy clothes from one store for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Hmm...probably some awesome steampunky vintage place but that doesn't really work for a government job. So probably Kohl's.

My Questions

1. How do you feel about bunnies?

2. What's the one book series/book that you really love but you're not sure many others do and you want someone to read it so you can gush over it with them?

3. What TV show would you change the ending to?

4. How do you handle stress?

5. You get to live in one futuristic/utopian/dystopian literary setting, which one is it and why? 

6. How do you feel about Mondays?

7. One property in any format that you never want Hollywood to try to make into a movie?

8. Smooth or crunchy peanut butter?

9. If you could transport your entire life (residence, job, friends, family) to another country, which one would it be?

10. Does ketchup belong on eggs?

11. Fro yo (like soft serve ice cream) or frozen yogurt (that tastes like yogurt...but frozen)?

Thanks theonequeenbitch for the questions!

Is it even legal for them to ask that on an application?

It's called an "Equal Opportunities Form" they ask for: Ethnic Origin, Gender (Including Transgender), Sexuality, Religion, and Disability.

They give you an option to not disclose what you are, but it just makes me worry a little bit. I suppose it's to stop discrimination, but it kind of makes it feel like it might contribute towards it.