#ethanbenny

TUMNLR CRASHED AND I HAVE TO RETYPE THIS

BUT oh man

The CHEMISTRY the HISTORY the DYNAMIC

The occasional height difference

So Perfkect flawless amazing

Ethan: I don’t know what’s happening I keep having these thoughts about Benny buy my visions haven’t changed is this a seer thing ? :(

Benny Gramma: I diagnose you with bisexual

Ethan: ah.

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Ethan: nblah blah blah I might be in love with Benny-blah blah

Sarah; WHAT!?

Erica: *grabby hands* tell me everything

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Ethan, exasperated and helpless: Rory how are you so confident in talking to people you like - I like someone and if I don’t tell them I’d die

Rory: lolll I thought you were over Sarah? Unless you’re crushing on Benny aha lmao gay

Ethan: …aha

Rory: aha

Ethan: Bi actually

Rory: *surpised pikachu*

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Ethan: hey Benny wow cool hoverboard mind if I try? *almost falls* oh shit

Benny: aha dude careful you’re about to eat it, here hold my arm

Ethan: woahh thanks I almost cracked my skull open- hey bro you been working out btw? Aha..

OH MANNNNN DUDE ITS SO FASJSFDC I REMEMBER WATCHING AS A KID BEIN LIKE “aha Benny is cute” HE STILL IS

OOOH WE LOVE GOOD VAMPIRE / HIGHSCHOOL / MONSTER OF THE WEEK TYPE FICTION

Me, being obsessed with vampires and highschool aus hearing “girl next door” on Spotify last week “oh! It’s the My Babysitters a Vampire theme,.... I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me!”

I’m so smart and cool now liking this show again Because newsflash I was not a gay man in 2012 surprising I know. BUT NOW THA IM IN MY PEAK FORM AND CAN APPRECIATE THIS SHOW FULLY

Ethan and Benny rlly be....

In the FIRST movie they needed an excuse abd said they were peeing in the bushes n this one vampire says “you guys were peeing together? Dude.”

Terrible excuse but also a make out excuse

“Ah no we were jusst PEEING... ya totally not making out in the bushes durring a vampire infiltration mission”

EthanBenny be like: Hey man I know we’re been friends all our life but now we actually go on adventures and our lives are in constant danger I’ve started noticing allot more about you and it’s making be feel weird and I don’t know what it means - and I know i just almost kissed you while I was almost passed out thoroughly concussed abd couldn’t keep my own secrets to save my life but actually I’m gonna repress my bisexuality some more! Ok byeee

EthanBenny also be like:

Ethan: wow I spent all math class day dreaming about kissing Benny aha must be weird seer things I’m not gay

Ethan/Benny fans are so deprived bc Sarah Ethan is SO pushed for which is reasonable because it came out 2012 but still they have a decent amount of clout being of course main character x childhoood best friend BUT HAVE YOU COMSIDERED ETHAN RORY?

EthanRory be like:

Ethan: Rory you picking me up and flying suddenly is absolutely terrifying also i feel weird when you hold me

Huh? Oh man look at that I don’t have a ride to school ! hey Rory 👉🏼👈🏼 what no totally I can’t just ask Benny for a ride - I think it’s faster if we fly

Ethan Rory be like:

Rory: *texts* aha hey Ethan can you help me I’m stuck in the janitors closet

Oh hey Ethan! Aha thanks for helping on no I’ve tripped and we’re in a compromising position what if we kissed? Aha jkjk you know me I’m a jokester— wait yes? You’re saying yes? You want to make out in the janitor closet?