#esujulia

I’m sick of answering this question, so I’m going to go with Top 5 train wrecks that I would eat up for the drama.

Tori and Dean Corliss. I know she’s into girls, but she seems like the type to let someone be her sugar daddy.

Julia and Dick. They’re either going to fuck or kill each other eventually, either way it’ll be fun for me.

Lelia and Mathilde. I’d love to see Benji and Will sulk together and watch the Notebook.

Konnor and anyone. It’s going to be such a disaster and I cannot wait.

Taylor and everyone. We all talk about the fact that Will hits on anything that moves, but Taylor does it and gets away with it. I’m just waiting for it to blow up and produce some good gossip.

Is anyone else as bored of this as we are? Whatever. 

Konnor and Julia. She’s a maneater and he’s a doormat so it’ll be just about time before they implode on each other.

Taylor and Tori. I know they say they hate each other but it might just be a cover. Trust me, there’s definitely something going on there.

Charlotte and Dick. It’s obvious she’s into total trainwrecks already so it won’t be that much of a switch up from the Psycho Killer.

Garrett and Leila. I’m telling you folks, there’s something sizzling between them. You might not see it yet but I do. I’ve got my eye on you two.

Jack and Will went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Will stripped down and Jack went ‘wow, guess I’m not hetero anymore’.

Who is the president?

I don’t know -- not me, though. I’m already the President of Winji Anonymous, it seemed selfish to take the top spot twice.

I can’t believe I’ve got your seal of approval. You’re the best, Lei.

You’re the only one so far, too, so you obviously have to treasure it forever.

Who in their right mind would ever say no to those two? Definitely not me!

I’m not going to complain about that answer.

Damn, how are we friends then?

Oops, I should have said open-minded towards me. You don’t have to like everyone else -- you’d be no fun if we couldn’t mutually dislike things.

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.

[text] I thought the whole ‘8 am classes will kill you!’ thing was a myth, since I had to start high school that early, but ugh, I am seriously dragging here.[text] Have you found any good places to get coffee or tea around campus yet? I don’t want to get kicked out of the physics program for accidentally falling asleep. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[text] Since you’re so scared of the subway, I thought you’d be glad to know that if you’d lived here in 2013 there were 9 people hit by trains in six days, so at least our current New York is doing better than that :-p 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[text] I think I just saw Taylor Swift walking down the street!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.