Well, given that he hospitalized Corliss, doesn’t the new Dean seem like a safe bet?

If my hunch is right and it’s Jack, probably Dick, Leila or Taylor.

 At this point I’m ready to say they should all just be single and find themselves for a few years so I can stop hearing about it. 

The hype fell and it fell quick. I’m bored of them already. Bring on some Dick/Leila, or something we can actually talk about without having to take a Ritalin. 

I’m sick of answering this question, so I’m going to go with Top 5 train wrecks that I would eat up for the drama.

Tori and Dean Corliss. I know she’s into girls, but she seems like the type to let someone be her sugar daddy.

Julia and Dick. They’re either going to fuck or kill each other eventually, either way it’ll be fun for me.

Lelia and Mathilde. I’d love to see Benji and Will sulk together and watch the Notebook.

Konnor and anyone. It’s going to be such a disaster and I cannot wait.

Taylor and everyone. We all talk about the fact that Will hits on anything that moves, but Taylor does it and gets away with it. I’m just waiting for it to blow up and produce some good gossip.

Is anyone else as bored of this as we are? Whatever. 

Konnor and Julia. She’s a maneater and he’s a doormat so it’ll be just about time before they implode on each other.

Taylor and Tori. I know they say they hate each other but it might just be a cover. Trust me, there’s definitely something going on there.

Charlotte and Dick. It’s obvious she’s into total trainwrecks already so it won’t be that much of a switch up from the Psycho Killer.

Garrett and Leila. I’m telling you folks, there’s something sizzling between them. You might not see it yet but I do. I’ve got my eye on you two.

Jack and Will went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Will stripped down and Jack went ‘wow, guess I’m not hetero anymore’.

The better question is: Is there anyone who isn’t hiding something? Benji seems the most obvious though. It’s always the quiet ones that are dangerous.

Dick. I see him everywhere and I don’t know how unless he’s teleporting.