#essiesims

FKAJSSJ AAAA TYSM 👉🏼👈🏼

thankkkks babe~!!! ♡♡♡♡

HAPPY (VERY LATE) BIRTHDAY TO MY CANCER TWIN. @essiesims

OK, so I know I’m really late but that’s BECAUSE I HAD TO TAKE SOME OTSHA ACTION PICS FOR YOU.

I love you so much I hope you had a blast in CHICAgo, ILY and your sexy voice, your sense of humour, the way you attack sunny, YOUR MEME DATABASE (honestly how many memes r u hiding). You’re one of the funniest people I have ever met, and YOUR MAKEUP SKILLS LIKE WHAT??? I remember when you showed us your makeup collection and i farted out of shock. I’m still crying at the thought that U R ONE OF MY BEST PEEPS.

You’re one of the dankest cancers I have ever met (besides myself obvi). I love how supportive you are of everything and I MISS YOUR STORIES. I need my husband shou back bitch. Let’s not forget that one shou post where he was THICCCCC. pls never leave me because i would turn to a dried bread crust.

I LOVE YOU AND WE ARE THE SCOOBIES SQUAD <3 <3 <3

“I’m kind of a closet homebody/movie junkie, so you asked the right question. I’ve seen pretty much everything there is to see, and I love to complain about my gripes with all of them, but my all time favorite is Mildred Pierce. I love dissecting old film noirs because I find it interesting how the art of filmmaking came to really thrive…Kubrick is fun to study, too. Where the Wild Things Are is also a favorite. One that made me cry recently was Room. (No, not The Room, just Room. Although the former is a classic in its own way.) I also really liked Gone Girl and Ex Machina, complexity and despair, y’know. I eat it up. Part of me wishes I’d became a professional movie critic, but that seems like a bitter lifestyle.

My favorite thing to do…well, all of the above. I’m content as long as Fiona is there. Actually something we’ve been doing as of late is taking the subway to a new line or stop we’ve never gotten off before and wandering around, finding the hidden gems. So far we found a morbid anatomy museum that Fi was particularly fascinated by, and a really rad hole-in-the-wall Chinese place. I’d recommend the authentic mapo tofu.”

“who are you?? i like ummmmm. i like beetlejuice and ghostbusters. i don’t think this is a movie and also don’t tell my mom but sometimes when i can’t sleep i sneak into the living room and watch um i think it’s called dexter, because i like to see the blood.