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Allison McRoberts ( kevin can fuck himself ) + Lip Gallagher -------- ( if you haven't watched the show , u should -- everytime it cuts to the dramatic side it reminds me VERY much of shameless. alli is an abused housewife that wants to get out of it by killing her husband <3 andfjsk )

Allison Hargreeves ( the umbrella academy ) + Natalia Romanov ------ ( so very easy to throw alli into marvel. she can say ' i heard a rumor ' & mind control people. she uses it to become a world famous actress. )

Gretchen Weiners ( mean girls ) + wednesday addams ------ ( it's giving Wenclair. )

Mary Alice Brandon / Alice Cullen ( twilight ) + Joe Goldberg ------ ( pretty vampire girl that would be nice to him. she can see the future so maybe she sees him go psycho & is like oh i can fix that )

Regina George ( mean girls ) + Wednesday Addams ------ ( enemies to lovers af )

Peggy Carter + Ransom Drysdale ------- ( she would hate him. but . . . faceclaims. asfdjkn )

Theo Crain ( haunting of hill house ) + Phoebe Buffay ----- ( i don't know that theo would love her , but . . . she's a lesbian that , if she touches you without her gloves , can feel your trauma. so she'd see through phoebe's like really bubbly stuff and be like oh you're traumatized )

Theo Engler ( you ) + Lip Gallagher ------ ( neglected and love starved boy needs friend or not sociopathic lover )

Love Quinn ( you ) + Lip Gallagher ----- ( on the other hand does lip want a crazy girlfriend ? )

Neal Cassidy / Baelfire ( once upon a time ) + Phoebe Buffay ----- ( he's technically a runaway from another dimension + neverland , but in our world he's just a homeless thief that sleeps in cars and steals stuff so he'd get along with her swimmingly asdnfk )

Lucy Whitmore ( 50 first dates ) + Luke Brandon ----- ( listen. i will slide u $20 to write anyone with lucy. she had a traumatic brain injury that causes her memory to reset every day so she forgets everything & thinks it's the same day prior to the accident. the basis is always that someone meets her and figures out she doesn't remember them the next day and they decide to stick around to try and help somehow. usually ends in psychological horror bc she never gets better anjdskfn )

David Nolan / Prince Charming ( once upon a time ) + Fiona Gallagher ------- ( tech from another dimension , but in our world he's a guy that was in a coma & woke up with amnesia , then just works at a vet clinic. he's a really good dad. )

Jamie Wellerstein ( the last five years ) + Love Quinn ----- ( charming guy originally , then he grows discontent with his relationship to become selfish & a chronic cheater. she'd destroy him. )

Rachel Chu ( crazy rich asians ) + Luke Brandon ----- ( i think any of my cra muses would be really cool with him actually ? rachel's a professor. real sweet and timid at first. nick young is rich ceo's son that pretends he's not that bc he doesn't want to be that. astrid leong is nick's cousin that is rich and famous and so very gentle and sweet -- she hides her purchases from her regular-guy husband so he doesn't feel emasculated and often works for charities and is just generally sweet , but she does enjoy her money and being a business woman. )

Charlie Morningstar ( hazbin hotel ) + Morticia Addams ----- ( daughter of lucifer / princess of hell. she would be at morticia's feet najsdfk. she's very very bubbly and is trying to get sinners redeemed by rehabilitation so they can go to heaven , so they are very different in terms of morals ?? but like. opposites attract jansdfk )

Olivia Crain ( haunting of hill house ) + Luke Brandon ---- ( nice lady that gets these migraines where she can see visions of the past / ghosts but she doesn't know that's what she's seeing. she likes to flip houses and wants to be an architect ! )

Love Quinn + Guinevere Beck ----- ( swap joe. make it worse. )

Love Quinn + Randsom Drysdale -------- ( rich girlfriend he can scam and then get killed by ? )

Coriolanus Snow + Rachel Greene ------ ( capitol wife he doesn't care about but pretends to be in love with. )

Jennifer Check + Love Quinn ------ ( boi howdy )

Rebecca Bunch ( crazy ex girlfriend ) + Luke Brandon ------ ( just a bpd girlie that stalks her ex across the country <3 she's actually chill once she's medicated. )

Send a " ⭐ " and I will list muses I would be interested in throwing at yours, or potential muse combinations if you are also a multi. @espres0s.

Barbie with Edie Britt, Jim Halpert, Gabrielle Solis, Nate Archibald, Dan Humphrey, Alex Vause.

Ken with Edie Britt, Gabrielle Solis, Serena Van Der Woodsen, Wade Wilson (just because it'd be so funny tbh).

Any of your Law & Order or Chicago Med muses with my Dexter Franchise muses (Debra Morgan, Dexter Morgan, James Doakes, Lila West, Brian Moser, Angel Batista, Rita Bennett), Artesian McCullough, Joe Caputo.

Jim Halpert with any of my Office muses (Pam Beesly, Ryan Howard, Dwight Schrute, Andy Bernard), Fiona Gallagher.

Wednesday Addams with Violet Harmon, Kyle Spencer, Tiffany Valentine.

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@espres0s: 🐆 send me a   “ 🐆 ”   and i’ll randomize our muse lists and suggest a few random pairings for us to try out. 

CLOSED STARTER: 𝐃𝐑. 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍 𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐓 ⸻  @espres0s [ hannah asher ]

when john drew hannah asher's name for secret santa, he was honestly at a loss for what to get her. he hasn't had the privilege of knowing her ⸻ and the rest of the ED staff for long. but he still wanted to get the best gift he could. once he set aside the money, first making sure it was financially possible as the budget was about forty dollars. while he knew it wasn't a lot for most doctors, he was still a broke medical resident; and the only way he could justify it was that he didn't have a family to buy for. so he decided to do his best. 

he went to a store to see what he could get for her, deciding to get her a heated blanket, while it was on sale. then, various other items such as her favorite type of vitners potato chips, and other relaxation items such as shower steamers,  and a pair of cute holiday socks that look like doughnuts. the staff was supposed to exchange the day of the holiday party, so after putting the items in a larger gift bag, he headed to Gaffney for his shift like normal. 

a few hours passed by as the morning was a little chaotic after a car accident involving two families got rolled in, but when things started to calm down he decided to give hannah his gift for her. approaching the ob/gyn, he smiled and held up the gift bag. ❛ merry christmas, hannah. I was your secret santa. I uh ⸻ hope you like everything. ❜ honestly he was just proud he didn't ask for any help.