#eso shitpost

local 38 y/o khajiit woman who punched a daedric prince in the face breaks into castle ravenwatch

Vivec, eating his sandwich at a flimsy card table: Seht, why do grilled cheese sandwiches taste better when they are cut diagonally?

Sotha Sil, standing in front of the stove watching another sandwich cook: Well, I postulate that because the axiom of the construct is co terminal angles that orientate as an ordered pair. Proportional reasoning gives reflection to the surface area of the bread in ratio to the tessellations of the cheese, which makes the theorem of taste superior.