#errorbirdy

Error sighed, thinking back to the last time he was with Jay. He hadn’t been able to summon anything on his own then either, but it was only his second time having sex, so shut up. But, Jay was able to help him. He had gotten down on his knees, pressed his mouth to Error’s pelvis, and licked and stroked him until his magic had burst into existence with a loud crack. Error just had to remember how he did it and then do the same thing, right? Just without the licking part. He wasn’t nearly flexible enough to do anything like that.

Error snaked his hand downwards, fingers gently tracing his iliac crest before moving on to the ilium, massaging the bone with gentle circles. Error whined, hips shuddering. That seemed to be doing something at least. He could already feel his magic flowing downwards and settling heavily in his groin, just waiting for direction. He just had to touch himself a little more, give his magic a little bit of a push so it would finally do what he wanted. He went back at it, moving his fingers to his pubic bone and stroking it, coming in with his other hand to give his ischium and pubic arc some attention as well. It was working, he could feel his magic shifting, straining to take shape and then, with a quiet, almost imperceptible crackle, it formed.

Error grinned down at himself in delight. It had worked! He had actually summoned a dick! It seemed to be… smaller… than Jay’s but that was alright. He was smaller than Jay in general so he wasn’t too bummed out about it. His cock glowed a lovely dark blue that he honestly thought looked pretty damn good against his crimson bones, and he gingerly wrapped a hand around it, excited to find out just how it felt.

“Nice job, baby.”

Error jumped, hand flying from his dick. Jay stood in the entrance to his room, lazily leaning against the door way, arms crossed over his chest with his wings fluffed up behind him, blocking the pair from view.

Error squeaked, blushing, and pulled his blanket over himself, embarrassed beyond belief that he’d been caught. Jay frowned slightly and took a step into the room, shutting the door behind him and locking it with a click. He sauntered over to the bed, his smile predatory and Error shivered under his gaze. The winged bitty dropped to his knees in front of Error and carefully pulled the blanket from Error’s shaking fingers, eyes locked on the glowing blue organ.

“Aw, c’mon.” Jay said, licking what served as his lips. “Don’t hide that pretty cock from me. I wanna taste it~”

Error pecks Jay on the cheek.

“Have I told you I love you yet today?”

“Yeah, but I’m not gonna complain if you do it again.” Jay says, giggling and affectionately smooching him on the teeth.

Fresh sighs, awkwardly looking away. 

“Brah. I’m still here.”

“So,” Jay says, sliding his arm around Error. “What do you think of the new arrivals?”

“You know the other me?”

“Yeah?”

Error turns to Jay, his expression dead serious. 

“We’re keeping him.”

Jay snorts.

“Oh my god you dork.”

“Jay, I’m serious!” 

Jay giggles and wraps his arms around Error, pulling the smaller bitty into his lap. 

“Oh, I know you are. That just makes you even more adorable.”

“Shuddup.” Error grumbles, pouting. 

Jay pecks him on the head with a chuckle.

“So, what exactly do you like about the little guy then?” Jay asks. “Does he just remind you of yourself oooor…”

He leans closer, his voice dropping into a purr.

“Do you like him for other reasons?”

Error shoves at his datemate, blushing furiously.

“That is not what I meant, birdbrain! I just… Want to protect him is all.” He mutters, embarrassed. 

Jay smiles. Error was just too adorable to handle sometimes.

“Alright, alright, we can keep him, cutie.” He says, nuzzling against his flustered datemate’s head. “But, you’re gonna have to try to get him to at least give me a chance. I can’t get near him without him freaking out.”

Error nods.

“Yeah, yeah, I know. I’ll talk to him, see if I can find out what his deal is.”

“That sounds like a good plan, babe.” He says, wrapping his wings around Error and pulling him into a hug. “But we can do all that later.”

“Cuddles first?”

Jay growls at you and pulls Error close, aggressively licking his way into Error’s mouth. He pulls back, panting and glaring at you while Error blinks, dazed.

Jay: [distantly] ERROR I FOUND AN AWESOME STICK DO YOU WANNA MAKE A BLANKET FORT?