#ermes;points

sakusa kiyoomi's parents having an old money vibe with a transatlantic accent (as a parallel to some old fancy sounding japanese, i know nothing about japanese accents mb)

Heya, Sanam !!! well this is gonna be sum,, whenever I think of tsuki i have the sudden urge to knee his kneecaps... I just wanna see him falling n make fun of him ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

something every tsukishima x reader HCS have in common is that at first he is always in denial, and you know what? all of 'em are right

but that's not relevant here and now

dating him.. dating... h i m ok well

y'all are sarcastic, w eachother and the rest of the world. y'all are a menace

bickering. all. the. time.

strawberry shortcake is a theme

ever since you found out that's his favorite pastry you've been getting him it every once in a while along with stuff that resembles it

also applies to dinosaurs

imagine his keychain having a strawberry and dinosaur charms plsss that's so cute😭

dino stickers everywhere. everywhere

Grrrr museum dates Grrrr

y'all would take time to visit the exhibits that interest you both

i really can't get over tag teaming some1and roasting them w him... aaah~ love is lovely, lovely love 🥰

if you go to a different school the other 1st years would probs never find out you're dating (sans yama)

if you don't... they'll pester you to convince tsuki to do stuff

cuz he may be able to say no to you, but will he ever? hmmm, no he won't 😋

akiteru is the wooooorst he's always making fun of y'all. really what's gotten into him 😭

tsuki in one knee tying your shoelaces

akiteru: omg SAY YES, SIS‼️

but he does it with luv 🫶 (love for embarrassing you)

y'all have this thing where you'll watch a movie and roast every single actor's performance

like "his voice is so monotonous is he acting or directing a funeral" "the female lead could've rejected the job offer if she was gonna look like that the whole time"

one time your self deprecating humor got a little too much for tsukishima and he started getting concerned, it all ended in a heart to heart and a cuddling session so good on you ig

y'all outfits slap

you're like your guys photographer and social media manager

your guys intas look more like fanpages of eachother with how much you post candids

overall rate for tsukishima kei is A for Amazing boyfriend

author's note: i might just give up on following a format fr... also this took mo se long i really didn't know what to write. I'm not really happy with this but i'll get over it so yeh

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Haikyuu Bois that would Treat You Right as their Foreigner Partner

this is short, got no more elaboration than this rn sooo i hope u enjoy

no warnings btw :)

→ they travel/meet people from different cultures constantly

Hinata oikawa nishinoya osamu yaku sakusa akaashi(his editorial probs has foreigner workers) kuroo Asahi yamaguchi kita iwaizumi daichi komori

these ones ☝️ either bump into a lot of interesting people walking on the street or if you've read the manga their timeskip makes it make sense really

→ they meet a lot of people and know about many cultures from the internet

suna kenma atsumu lev aran komi washio tendo(+ ushijima) sugawara bokuto Yamamoto tsukishima hanamaki matsukawa

these guys it doesn't matter the social media/platform they use they just learn soooo much and make a lot of interesting mutuals there

author's note: these were all the guys i could come up with i hope that's enough. yes, tendo and ushijima are a combo. no, i can't give you one w/o the other, get w the program 🙄

Fashion Student Akaashi hcs

character(s): Akaashi Keiji, mention of Bokuto

warning(s): overworking, fashion sense slander, minor injury (non explicit)

author's note: this has been in here for months!!! cause I could never finish it 😭 and I am proud to say that it has now been posted *victory fist* ✊😌

he studies a lot, practices a lot, and eats lots of instant food, well maybe not lots of that last one but it is a mild occurrence

he likes making dresses and all kinds of fashionable "feminine" wear

he always lost whatever he had in his hands while working so he got an utility belt to hold his stuff

he still loses the pins and needles 😶 bros got too much goin on when he's workin

revises the measurements 9876543210 times before being completely sure he got them right

Where?!?!? IS THAT DUMB NEEDLE!?!?!

an overwhelming environment leads to breakdowns and he's had a few :[

uhhhhh no this isn't his 6th cup of coffee wdym :)

(Bokuto is very careful when he watches Akaashi I work, he wants to support him not stress him (｡⁠•́⁠‿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠) )

pls this man is he's own boss, employee, sponsor, manager, media manager, photographer, model-

I think y'know what I mean yeh

has fallen asleep on his worktable and woken up with a pin or two on his face... yikes 😬

IF HE SEES ANOTHER PERSON WEARING SKINNY JEANS WITH A WHITE TEE HE'S GONNA LOSE IT-

do not. ask him. to help. with a fit. he'll destroy your fashion sense 😭😭😭

on a nicer note he'll make you look like you own the street so yeh 😌💅

i almost forgot to say wearing a dressing pant with no belt is kinda weird...

he doesn't care if you don't own a belt, buy a belt, actually, buy DIFFERENT belts and learn to accesorize please he's begging 😭

over all he's passionate, stressed and please for the love of everything good give him a hug 😭 he needs it 😭

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Rintaro as your Dad

character(s): Suna Rintaro, mentions of atsumu, osamu and komori

warning(s): uuhh none

author's note: this one's real old it's been in drafts for a year or so 😭💀 and it's short cs my brain dried

HAAAaaaaaah

ppl really liked the daichi one so 🤷‍♀️

this'll gimme so much life ahahaha

Hah so let's set priorities straight

This man would think you're the most amazing thing on the universe

You. Are. The Most. Beautiful. Creation. periodt

And that means he'd either just make you wear whatever(cause you're dAt pretty) OR go the extra mile n get you the most beautiful most amazing most fabulous most stylish clothes you'd ever see on earth

*GASPS* wait lemme catch ma breath that's a long paragraph... K

i've barely written any 💀

k so he posts you a lot you're his treasure

AGh ppl in the street like his fans or wtv will totally take pics when his out with you (kinda creepy ngl)

He'll probably stand behind you like "[reader] pose ✌😗"

OMG UNCLE MIYANS MUAHAHAHAHAHA

rintaro would def try n make you spend more time with samu cause "i don't want my baby to go bad"

AKDJSKSJALDJS PLS

ultimately fails atsumu n you are besties

😎🤙

Actually he doesn't know but when you spend time alone with uncle tsumu he's pretty tame really

Like y'all just have fun in a very quiet manner

Oh komori is upset (almost) always cause whenever you see him you just go "hey bug brows" but all's good as long as you keep fangirling over girlgroups w him

this may not be you but i love all kinda sauces so i can't stop thinking about samu teaching reader how to make like a 100 different kinda sauces to go with any n all foods they might like hehe

you and the miyas are a real menace

your resting face is a poker face so when you and your papa are chlling in public people either think is really really cute or... a bit offputting

you love giving people hugs and everyone whose recieved your hugs loves them too <3

author's note(2): fr y'all request sum my brain got no juice no more 😞

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TokyoRev boys as...

au tropes

character(s): the toman manz lol

warning(s): noneneee :D

author's note: stuff went to poop and i had to re do it... this is why I don't usually post here 😐 anyway I liked the idea so let's hope it goes well this time

Toman

Takemichi ▪ summer camp - platonic soulmates

Mikey ▪ bnha au - friends to enemies

Draken ▪ flowershop au - friends to lovers

Baji ▪ roommates au - enemies to lovers

Chifuyu ▪ coffee shop au - strangers to friends

Mitsuya ▪ adventurers au - childhood friends to lovers

Pah-chin ▪ actor au - strangers to bestfriends

Peh-yan ▪ hybrid au - lovers to strangers

Smiley ▪ sk8 au - enemies to friends

Angry ▪ college au - academic rivals

Hakkai ▪ influencer au - fake partners 

author's note(2): changed one or two things from the first draft,, like it better this way 😌 haaah ok. post.

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Ginjima Headcanons

character(s): Ginjima Hitoshi, mention of the miyas, suna n akagi

warning(s): mentions of dark humor (do ya,ll need a warning for that? honest question 🤔), sudden use of caps, no reader, these are so shoooort

author's note: haaaaah i just got hit with sudden ginjima thoughts and theres not enough of him in ✨ d a in e r nat ✨

oh my oh my thisssss duuude

he's a menace

but i'll elaborate on that l8er

ok so y'know how the 2nd years have their lil group

like the miyas are always with suna n stuff

ginjima says: yeeeeah no.

i think he's one of the few that actually has friends outside the team

all the others get along so well they just hangout all the time without noticing

meanwhile ginjima

ginjima: im seating with ma friends for lunch guys atsumu: i thought we were yer friends ginjima: *snorts*

yeh he don't like atsumu

uuhhhh he's weird, not a normal amount

so ya'll know when a said he was a menace it starts here

he has really dark humor, i think it barely stays before the line of becoming offensive

but he never aims to be offensive he's just stupid n doesn't think b4 he talks

he's pretty reserved tho so it's not an ocurrence for him to say stuff like that

if he was more open people would probably argue about who's the biggest a*shole: ginjima or atsumu?🤔 /hj

he actually knows when not to talk tho

he's pretty awkward

confiscate his phone n delete his twitter acc dude abouta get doxxed for saying... stuff

he's chaotic

resting face looks like this >:|

pls do not bother him on a bad day he will not hesitate to bite you

again He Will Not Hesitate To Bite You

OH OH OH

he loves pulling pranks on the team

NEVER gets in trouble

somehow always makes it look like t'was one of the other 2nd years or akagi 😭😭

N the others Buy it 😭😭😭

i swear i can't with this man💀

he has beef with akagi they're always betting on stuff

ginjima has a 100% winning rate

if the whole team got in a figth he'd be 6th or 7th from least scraped to most injured

atsumu would be last💀

he'd totally go to the skatepark to make fun of others tripping

don't judge him! he's got issues >:(

when he's not plotting world domination he's pretty chill

likes team bonding time, he thinks is very nice if you ignore atsumu

very cooperative during practice almost never gets scolded

he is on a higher class than the other 2nd years, he actually puts some effort in school 😌

the other 2nd years sans atsumu, he still can't believe atsumu can actually pull his own weight in class 😨

hmmmmmmmm

overall

don't mess with ginjima (,atsumu)

unless you want your toes eaten (,atsumu)

author's note(2) : uuhh there were bits of atsumu slander buuuutttt is cause i think ginjima doesn't like him n this post is 'bout ginjima sooo yeah (besides if ya follow me y'know i love tsumu don't come at me), this was so fun to write🤩 ahfkahflshda

authors note(3) : first time making a 3rd note got a lot to say lol,, this was all over the place dang ahdgahdga jumping from one topic to the other.. i like it, feels like we're having a convo lol

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Daichi as your dad

character(s): Dad!Daichi & daughter!reader

warning(s): female intended, you/your/yours, could be read as gn!reader, a mean and lazy nana(?

author's note: if you want to me to elaborate around this topic/theme/concept or see more of this you can make requests :D

He'd 👏be👏so👏protective👏

you wouldn't have everything you wanted

but would have all the essentials and necessary to be happy

PLSS going to the school Sugawara works at and him keeping an eye on you even if he's not your teacher.

(I would ask him to let me have lunch in the teacher's room 😋)

AAAAAHHHHHHSKSHDKADHAK

ICAN'T

him choosing to make you wear dresses when your a baby

but as fast as you become able to make decisions he lets you choose your outfits

even if it may seem ridiculous to others. kidergartener's taste😌💅

you're the one that's supposed to like what you wear :)

ok SOOOO

you'd have SO MANY cousins

family reunions would be so chaotic

he cannonicaly has four (4) younger siblings so...

all play dates with your friends are in your guys place

just because. there's really no reason for it to be like that

except that he likes to keep an eye on everything in case one of the kids gets hurt

oh yeah,, you have a nana

you don't really like her she's loud and is alwys asking you to do a lot of stuff around the house

but you comply,, for your dad

because, being a police officer, having a dangerous work and all

he's really bummed about not being able to spend a lot of time with you

but that's why weekends are so special

literally no matter what you're doing (at the playground, a cafe, the amusement park, the movies, a restaurant, etc)

it's a you and him day and nothing can stop you guys from enjoying it

author's note (2): these were like too overall to be specific and too specific to be general(? help i don't know how to write

CURIOUS THINGY: i just really like the thought of being a kid again and haikyuu boys taking care of me 🥺

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