NSFW Alphabet — Eris Vanserra
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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Eris gets real cuddly after sex. He places kisses all over your body, runs his fingers through your hair and over your skin. He’s obsessed with giving you words of affirmation, each whisper a declaration of his love.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Eris is an abs guy. He’s lean, probably eats super healthy, and takes great pride in his appearance. However, he prefers females on the curvier side. Think wide hips (birthing hips), smooth edges, and full breasts.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loooves to cum inside you. It’d make sense for him to have a breeding kink, given the nature of his role in the court. He’d be obsessed with seeing you pregnant.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He’s definitely jerking off to you when you’re not around. Even before you start dating, he finds himself tucked away in his living quarters constantly, daydreaming about what it’d be like to be touched by you.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Someone posted a theory once that Eris was a virgin, and I lowkey kinda love that. Not having a lot of experience ≠ necessarily mean bad. I think sex would come very natural to him, especially if it was with his mate, and they’d have a grand ole time.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
He’s a missionary/mating press kinda guy. He wants to see your face, wants to talk to you and coax you through it, connect with you. I think some positions he would find a little too impersonal.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Hot take— I think sex would bring out a more fun side of Eris. If he feels safe enough to be vulnerable with you, I can imagine him relaxing into the experience. Not making a mockery of anything, but laughing when things go wrong or teasing you in public. The occasional ass grab when no one’s looking.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He gives me clean-shaven vibes. Not just in the private areas but everywhere.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He is suuuch a romantic. Long sunset walks together, candlelit dinners with wine, handwritten love letters. All of that bleeds into the bedroom, where he can’t help but worship and adore you, his focus on your pleasure and your pleasure only.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Again, I think he’s jerking it to you before he even confesses his feelings. You’re his favorite guilty pleasure. Once you’re finally together, I think he’s sniffing your clothes and pillows for scents of you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Hear me out— he’s addicted to sniffing your underwear. He is obsessed with the way you smell, both your scent and your arousal alike, and he quite literally can’t help himself. It started out as a secret… but once you caught him, you started incorporating it into the bedroom. Stuffing his mouth with your panties, blindfolding him with them. He never gets sick of it.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Probably the bedroom, the throne room, and his office. He’s mostly private, but every now and then he gets restless, pawing at you in front of the inner court members and shooing them away. In his office, he likes to take you right there on the desk, forcing the sentries to stand outside on guard and listen to your desperate moans.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Your wit and passion probably turn him on the most. Watching how effortlessly you handle court politics and hold your own keeps him constantly intrigued, and he seems like the type to really value mental stimulation over physical.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Degradation— he’s had enough of it for one life time, and I don’t think he’d wanna subject you to it either.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Absolutely an eater. All day, everyday. Anytime, any place. He loves burying his face between your thighs, lapping up your arousal and driving you insane all hours of the day.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He starts out slow, sensual… controlled. The same way a fire begins as a single ember. But as time goes on, the longer you two thrust and brush up against one another, the bigger the flames get. It’s never something he would do straight out of the gate, but once you’re both settled, he lets go completely, desire taking over.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’s not above a quickie in the name of efficiency. When things get crazy around the court and everyone seems to be asking him for everything, he loves nothing more than the moments you sneak into his office and distract him from working.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Eris is very much the type to take controlled risks. If he thinks he can get away with taking you against a tree or beside the lake one evening, he will. If you tell him you wanna try something new you heard about in the pleasure district, he’s happy to oblige. He’s open to trying most things once or twice.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
He’s playing the long game. He’s built up his stamina by taking his time with you, making a point to foster intimacy and ensure you get to finish at least twice per interaction. He usually cums 2-3 times as well, only allowing himself to crumble once he knows his mate is taken care of.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I don’t really know what toys would fit into the canon universe, but if vibrators existed, he’d absolutely be overstimming the fuck out of you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Again, I think he’d be so focused on your pleasure that it would become almost unbearable at times. He’s ripping your 5th orgasm from you, and you’re begging him to let you breathe and recover for five minutes.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He’s quiet, you’re loud. But the longer you go, the more you start to hear that low whine and whimper in the back of his throat.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He considers himself a dignified male in all aspects of life except for you. You could ask him to drop anything and tend to your wants and needs, and he’d probably do it without question. He’s loyal to you in a way he’s never been to anyone.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Super lean physique. Favors length over girth but has MORE than enough to give. Clean shaven, lightly tanned skin. Sleeper build with surprisingly massive biceps.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He would have sex with you at any given moment, in any way, shape, or form. It’s not that he’s constantly thinking about sex, but that he’s constantly thinking about how much he loves you. He can’t help but feel the magnetic pull.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He’d be sooo sleepy afterwards, cuddling you and nestling his head in your neck, breathing in your skin. He’d fall asleep pretty easily, especially given how safe and comfortable he felt next to you.
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