#eris eagan

“You guys ready?”

“Yes, I think we are. As my kin I ask you, Eris G. Eagan, to bare witness. Do you have any objections? Do you accept your charge?” 

“No objections and I accept the right of the witness.”  

“Io.. I know we still have a lot to learn about each other but I promise to try and show you patience and kindness for as long as you’ll have me.” 

“Wesley.. I don’t even know what to say or if what I could come up with would do it justice. Just know I am yours and that I love you.”  

“Are you still sure you want this? I’ll be taking you away from most of your family.” 

“So how stupid are we talking here cousin? I am still going to help but I wanna know how much shit I’m gonna be in with my aunt for it first.” 

“No more than usual. That is to say she’ll probably be fucking pissed at me when she finds out.” 

“So I’m glad I ran into you because there’s something I think you’d prefer to hear from me because no doubt Archer will color it with his own fucking aggrieved intonation.” 

“Hey there stranger. Been so long your hair is longer than mine now.” 

“Well you cut yours.” 

“It’s good to see you nerd.” 

“And how old is it?” 

“Twelve. She is twelve.”

“What a bunch of fucking bullshit. I don’t know why he doesn’t just claim custody.”

“Because he’s not a fucking jerk. Thea seems to be taking it alright but it does change some of the parameters a bit to her detriment.”

“Really? How so? How does the poor rich bitch finally get hers?” 

“You probably won’t be all that satisfied with this but Asher is basically in charge of the whole mission. He’s the only one with combat training and survival experience so higher ups think it’s for the best. They’ve relegated Thea to chief medical officer. She was more than a little upset since her family is paying for the whole thing.”