#npau7

“You guys ready?”

“Yes, I think we are. As my kin I ask you, Eris G. Eagan, to bare witness. Do you have any objections? Do you accept your charge?” 

“No objections and I accept the right of the witness.”  

“Io.. I know we still have a lot to learn about each other but I promise to try and show you patience and kindness for as long as you’ll have me.” 

“Wesley.. I don’t even know what to say or if what I could come up with would do it justice. Just know I am yours and that I love you.”  

“Are you still sure you want this? I’ll be taking you away from most of your family.” 

“So how stupid are we talking here cousin? I am still going to help but I wanna know how much shit I’m gonna be in with my aunt for it first.” 

“No more than usual. That is to say she’ll probably be fucking pissed at me when she finds out.” 

“Hey Nola, thanks for letting us bring some extra guests back.” 

“No problem Kelsey, I’d do anything for you sweetheart.”

“Plus I bribed her with mixed drinks.” 

“What’s going on here? He hit on you or something?” 

“Ew no! This fucker.. this stupid fucker slept with my baby sister. She is way too young for you asshat. What the fuck were you thinking?!” 

“Come on Kelsey! She’s fucking twenty-three. She invited me into her room for fucks sake, it’s not like I was even trying that hard.” 

“Oh are you saying Io is some skank now huh?” 

“No! Fuck! Now you’re just twisting my words so you can stay fucking mad.” 

“Whatever prick just stay away from my sister.”

“Your definition of a little while is pretty fucking loose mom. I saw them leave like two hours ago when I was getting back from the store.” 

“What?! Why the fuck would she do that?” 

“Well she’s asleep. All curled up next to a rather friendly bot in the workshop. Think I’ll go ahead and take her home unless there’s some objections from the gallery.” 

“No that’s fine daddy.”