#ericderekson

Just letting y’all know that this is how I see and hc them, if you don’t think so that’s totally fine. I’m just having fun with them. With some I’m trying to figure out where they fit still so some things might change around from time to time.

I went through all the Eric Derekson clips from the Stand Up 2 Cancer livestream and fucking hell, that poor man! I loved him from the start when I watched it live back then, but never really paid much attention to what he said. Let me share the facts about Eric in case you didn’t know: - He went to school despite hating it. - All his 14 brothers died in a tragic bus accident when they all decided to go camping in an old schoolbus they bought on an auction for 3 dollars. They didn’t invite Eric, but took his dog with them. - He has never been invited to a party. - He is a Libra. - His mom, Mildred, died in a seperate bus accident. - He doesn’t have any feet. - He never wanted to sell things, but wanted a farm. - He likes animals but they keep dying around him. - He found a bird and it just exploded. - Had a brother with no hands and a brother with no eyes. - He found bugs and brought them home. Turned out to be termites and they ate the house down. - Got a horse and kept it in the stable. It ate fireworks and exploded. - He used to have a girlfriend. They went on a few dates. She liked the aquarium, so he took her there. She fell into the penguin enclosure and was torn to shreds by the penguins. - He wanted children, but believed he would never “get lucky” so went to a sperm bank. The bank got robbed while he was there and they took everything. He “has nothing left” Goddamn!

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don’t @ me let me have this

nah you’re big valid I think he invited them either to have more people in the “party” so the others would feel more at ease or potentially as a back up to be able to arrest wil or be a witness if things called for it idk

bathtub full of sour patch cream cheese, babeyy ;)

Mood board I made for my wonderful mutual @ericderekson and his new OC! (Hope you enjoy it sorry if it’s a bit rushed!)