#equirose

back to doing some requests, starting with one of my favourites

are we equirose or rosequius

Probs gonna get some hate for this.

I FUCKING LOVE ROSEQUIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!

So okay because I am a SUCKER for Equius I ship them in pretty much every quadrant so guess what nonnie you get to hear about ALL OF THEM.

Rose would be the auspisticise between Equius and someone else. Really just pick a person tbeh he’s bad at communication he could need auspisticizing with anyone if you think about it hard enough. Rose has shown canon interest in being the midleaf of a relationship, she’s curious and wants to date people, wants to try it, and she’s also enough of a no-nonsense bitch she’d stand tall (or stand short, as the case may be ;P) and put her foot down on his shenanigans. A “no you listen to me you absolute wreck” kinda exasperated fondness.

Pitch could be fun, given that they’re both absolute disasters. Rose is snarky and Equius doesn’t pick up on her subtlety so he’s just a blunt motherfucker back at her, falling back on being kinda snobbish bc he’s not too good when he doesn’t know someone well and he doesn’t have a script. Needling him would then become VERY entertaining to Rose, and at first he probably wouldn’t get why she’s got it so out for him and then someone would tell him “Equius she’s needling you because she hates you” “I know I don’t get it” “Equius… hate-hate” “OH.” Cue awkward bad flirting that Rose finds strangely irritating and endearing at the same time. Their “dates” are just them arguing over literally every single thing they can think of and bossing each other around. Rose pulls on his hair a lot and it’s hot as hell and he picks her five foot nothing self up like she weighs literally nothing and she hisses about the indignity while he scolds her. He probably picks her up by the scruff of her shirt when he’s feeling particularly salty and it INFURIATES her.

Flush is probably more based in he thinks she’s BRILLIANT and elegant and beautiful and stately at first, then learns she’s actually a walking disaster held together by caffeine packets and makeup and he just goes “oh no.” She’d probably think he’s curious, at first, quiet and reserved which just makes her want to figure out what makes him TICK and then it turns out he’s actually a giant weenie and also a walking disaster and she’s just like “oh no.” They try to be the “put-together” couple to the public eye, well dressed and stately and they go on fancy dinner dates where Equius holds the door open and pushes her seat in for her bc he thinks the world of her and she straightens his lapel and whispers conspiratorially in his ear but in actuality she’s just saying NASTY shit to rile him up bc Rose that is lewd and she just winks at him bc she knows he’s gonna be thinking about that all the way until they get home and then they GET HOME and Rose has never been a sub a day in her life and Equius only likes to pretend to be a dominant individual and they have a lot of fun in the bedroom is what I’m saying without getting TOO not safe for the workplace here on this blog o mine. When they have stay-at-home dates Equius orders a veggie pizza and Rose drinks soda straight out of the two liter and they fuss at each other but neither of them actually DOES anything. Also please picture Rose, in full on Drama Mode, sprawling across his workbench saying “I’m your project now.” and he just “hhrkk”s but then proceeds to scoop her up bridal style and they go make a pot of tea together and cuddle or smth.

Pale is nice because Equius is neurotic as hell and Rose needs someone to break her eye-contact with the thing that’s riling her up sometimes and tell her, entirely bluntly with no possibility of being passive-aggressive or condescending, to stop being a dumbass. Equius realizing Rose is a disaster and just being like “Nepeta we have to make this diamond a three-person thing” and the two of them just sorta looking at Rose and going “…you’re ours now. Welcome to the fold.” Equius picking Rose up and removing her from the thing that’s aggravating her and telling her firmly to shoosh and Nepeta curling up on top of her, effectively pinning her down but also showing physical affection and helping her unpack the things that upset her because if Nepeta can help Equius, of all people, work through his issues I’m pretty sure Nepeta can look at anyone else and go “Ha. You little baby. This is wrigglerplay.” Also Equius getting a chance to help out someone else would probably be very important to him, since Nepeta is usually (usually) the more emotionally balanced of the two of them and Rose so CLEARLY needs someone to help soothe her down. Rose helping Equius calm down when he’s mad or frustrated or confused is really nice too. The only downside to Rosequius pale is they’re both kinda bad at social cues. Rose is a lil better abt them but not good enough to really explain to Equius what he’s doing wrong or how.

Rose Kisses Everyone Part 2!

first post on the rose x equius tag in years… im pioneering yuri here good golly