May 20, 2022
fencing is fun you get a permanent leg bruise
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fencing is fun you get a permanent leg bruise
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when a cis fencer tells me that fencing is a sport that doesn’t make it really hard to succeed as a nonbinary person and im like mmm,,,, no,,,, you’re wrong
Welp
today I went to a fencing tournament and beat one of my former coaches which was awesome! I was this close to getting my first rating, but I ended up in a DE with a B rated fencer... We had a great bout, at the very end we had five seconds left on the clock and I was down one touch, unfortunately she used that against me and times us out. Someday I will get my rating!
Things We Think of During A Bout:
•Why is this ref so bad?
•Where the hell is my coach?
•Man I should’ve packed a Gatorade
•Why does my opponent keep hitting me in the fucking leg!?! How bout you pick somewhere else that isn’t completely ridiculous!
•Hey that fencer over there is pretty hot!
•Dammit this ref must hate me
•Why are my socks so dirty?!?
•Why the fuck are my socks falling down?!?
•My blade has a weird bend that won’t come out ahhhhhhhhhhh
•I’m going to fucking lose this bout
•Is my phone in my pocket……?!?!?
•Ok you have the lead don’t fuck it up….. You fucked up
•No matter how stupid the calls are that the ref is making try not to strangle them!
•Thank god for the break! My nose was itchy as fuuuuuuckkkkkk
•I really need to pee
•I have a wedgie like a motherfucker
•Why is my opponent yelling when that was obviously my touch, fucking dumbass
•Dad stop yelling along the sidelines what I need to do, my coach is literally right next to you
•Where the fuck are my parents
•How the hell am I suppose to get to 15, this is gonna take too long!
•Wait where’s my coach going?!? I can’t do this without you, ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
•Don’t get emotional during this bout, knock it off!!!
•We get it you’re aggressive, but that doesn’t mean you have to scream…. Jerk
•Omg my glove is so sweaty
•I’m honestly starving
•That totally wasn’t my touch…. But I’m not gonna tell the ref that
•Why is her coach telling her an entire sequence of things to do against me? They realize I can hear….right?
•I need to sneeze…
•I swear if their body cord goes off again I’m going to rip it out of their jacket and slap them with it
•It’s your weapon that’s not working, how is this a mystery gahhhhhhhhhhhhd
•hey I think my ref kinda likes me…..
•wait a second what did coach just tell me to do like two seconds ago…. WHY AM I SO FORGETFUL
•no I don’t have a dead spot, you’re just really bad at controlling your blade
•did my opponent just sass the ref? Omg I’m gonna win this!
•holy sh*t there’s only 40 seconds left!!!!! F**************ccccccckkkk
•who the hell is screaming?!? Where’s that screaming coming from?
•wow, I can see my opponents face through their mask…. They look really angry or like they need to take a shit
•omg let’s try something new in this bout… Why did I try something new in that bout…
•hahaaaaaaaaaaa I only have one touch left in order to win!!!!!!! (1 min later) how did I fuck that up?
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Fencing Update
So yesterday we had Counties. Unfortunately for me I woke up with a stomach virus and a massive headache. Although I wasn't feeling well I made the decision to go because I knew my team needed me. The entire time there I was completely in pain and scared of throwing up again (since I had already thrown up that morning). To make matters worse our cheering had to be at an all time high for this event as well as our yelling on the strip, which didn’t help my headache. Anyways, even though I wasn’t feeling well I managed to pull through. My team placed second in counties and individually I placed second and made the All-County First Foil Team
Am I the only one who has fenced with their phone in their pocket?
When club is open on a Sunday