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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990)

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IM TURNING IN MY STAR WARS FAN CARD NOW.

I LITERALLY WAS TRYING SO HARD TO THINK OF CHARACTER NAMES THAT START WITH G BUT I WASN’T COMIGN UP WITH ANYONE I LIKED SO I JUST GOOGLED THE XWING CHARACTER LIST AND REMEBMERED GAVIN

IM SO MAD AT MYSELF I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDNT’ SAY MY ROBOT HUSBAND... .IM SO ASHAMED............

@enterlameprofilename  Oh MAN, I didn’t think of that possibility!  And I guess it makes sense for Rusty to recognize the Blue Morpho in costume because he’s probably been saved by him or met him at some point.  That leaves me wondering if Rusty knows that the Blue Morpho was Malcolm’s father then?  What a possible mess all that could be with who-knows-what-information.

(To clone!Rusty theory I still wonder if Rusty is a clone of *Jonas*, rather than a clone of himself).

DING DING DING. people who hate them just didnt pay attention to the game tbh, they're both SO interesting. sorry if u cant sit and have a 20 minute convo with the kotor2 characters and actually listen to and analyze what they say, you didnt really play the game.

mical isnt even difficult to do that with. but he's still super subtle. Hes so fascinating.

Sorry for making you wait on these, I took my time to think!  I hope you like my answers :D

Send a character’s name to receive four different headcanons.

Elijah Baley

Headcanon A:  realistic:  He pushes for Earth to accept robots alongside the movement to get humans from Earth to start colonizing, so much so that both movements become synonymous in people’s minds.  Even though colonization is something people take to quicker, the concept of accepting robots and considering creating more advanced ones starts to spread.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious:  Gets really gushy whenever he talks about Daneel and the people who have seen the movies based on his adventures SUPER SHIP IT and send him fanmail.  His son makes fun of him for this.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends:  Never fully accepts just how much in love with Daneel he is, mostly because he already adjusts and changes so much that going that far is a bit much.  And, I don’t really think he’d ever be that confident in himself.  Perhaps one day he realizes that his affections exceed the platonic, but even if he realizes that, he won’t do anything about them.  Not when he’s already worried about how badly his death will affect Daneel.  TLDR:  the gay will never be real, not even in fandom.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own:  See, the issue here is that I like canon too much.  So you’d expect me to have a ‘Elijah doesn’t die’ headcanon but…nah……so uh.  I don’t remember if him divorcing with his wife is canon or not?  But uh, if it isn’t.  Elijah divorces his wife and lives the rest of his life single.  Maybe going on a few dates with girls who don’t turn out murderous alsfjskdlkfjd (Gladia….tho……………)

G0-T0 AKA THE ROBOT HUSBAND

Headcanon A:  realistic:  He watches the Star Wars equivalent of the Godfather more often than he will ever admit, and it isn’t always to reinforce his mob-boss persona.  Sometimes it’s just because he finds the movies calming.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious:  He has blown himself up before just to prove a point and moved himself to another body.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends:  He’s a broken robot and constantly suffers due to his conflicting programming, despite the fact that he has made a choice as to how to organize his priorities.  Sometimes he makes conflicting choices that fuck up his master plans because the ‘Preserve the laws of  the Republic’ programming accidentally kicks in.  This makes him incredibly bitter, although he will literally never talk to anyone about his problems.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own:  HK-47′s fascinating and violent charm makes G0-T0 admit defeat, and so he allows HK to stop him at the end, but then G0-T0 finds a way to keep himself alive through being useful in some way that none of the other droids present can.  Post-game he continues to control the underworld, keeping his plans moving for the ultimate greater good, even though he low-key still thinks that saving the Republic is impossible.  He witnesses the fall of the Republic as it turns into the new Empire and that is the moment when he truly does give up.  He never witnesses the Rebels.

Uh…that headcanon that was supposed to be happier because of him at least living post-game got, uh, bad………oops

My other unrealistic ignore canon headcanon is that he’s my robot husband and i love him and help him be less broken and also less of a fuck.

Pete White (I was not expecting this one at all!)

Headcanon A:  realistic:  Billy’s mom ships him and Billy and subtly starts pushing him to do something about it.  She’s really nice about it tho and even tho he gets a bit embarrassed, Pete finds her charming.

Headcanon B: while it may not be realistic it is hilarious:  He makes Billy buy the sunscreen and whines if he doesn’t.

Headcanon C: heart-crushing and awful, but fun to inflict on friends:  It’s been awhile since I’ve rewatched the show, so uh, sorry if I’m wrong here, but IIRC Pete still has a FUCK TON of secrets from Billy so, uh, I’m low-key afraid that Billy would get pissed in response to some of these.  I don’t see it making Billy break ties with him completely, but I think it…wouldn’t be good.  Yet, I also don’t see Pete ever telling him some of these things, so there will just…always be secrets between them, for their relationship to go well.  And that’s sad to me.

Headcanon D: unrealistic, but I will disregard canon about it because I reject canon reality and substitute my own:  Gay.  They’ve been actually gay for like 5 seasons and it just isn’t on screen yet.  Fight me.