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stan has spent 30 years trying to get ford back he, inarguably, loves him. he is in love with him, even if he hasn't realized it yet, hasn't accepted it yet. then, dipper and mabel come into his life, and he loves them too, but never as much as he loves ford. he risks, not only his life, not only the universe, but dipper and mabel's lives to get ford back. he was willing to risk EVERYTHING that he loved just for a chance at getting ford back. do you realize how insane that level of devotion is??????

so, my point is. even if stan pretends not to give a shit about ford after he comes back, he would obviously be deeply hurt by the realization that his brother is fucking their nephew. his brother, who he loves literally more than life itself (not just his life, either, but all life.) his nephew, who he loves almost as much. how could ford DO this? how could his nerdy brother hurt a kid like this?

there are two possible solutions to this:

ford isnt who stan thought he was. at least, not anymore.

stan is missing something - something that makes this okay. because his ford, the one he remembers, wouldn't do something SO not-okay, he just WOULDNT.

the first option is... unreconcilable. because that means that he wasted 30 years of his life - almost 50 years of it, if he's being honest - trying to get back a monster.

a monster. it doesnt make sense. that isnt ford. ford is GOOD. hes always been the good one, the moral one, the correct one, even if he could behave irrationally sometimes.

so, the second option. stan isnt afraid to admit that he doesn't know everything. he's never been the smart one. but something so intrinsically wrong... its hard to wrap his head around a way that it couldn't be. it goes against everything he's ever been taught, and even his flimsy moral compass spins like mad at the thought.

what stan chooses next is reliant upon ford's actions, i think. and while i dont think ford realizes the extent of stan's love just yet, he knows that it's there. stan wears his heart on his sleeve, even if he pretends to be hard-shelled. ford could always see through that. he knows his brother. and so he knows enough to appeal to stan's emotions - his desire for ford to apologize, for ford to thank him, for ford to love him. he takes advantage of that, because that's the only way to wiggle out of this situation he's trapped himself in.

it works far better than he ever imagined. he realizes, then, how devoted stan could be if ford gave him what he wanted (though, he does not know what stan wants quiet yet.) he realizes how much stan trusts him.

stan... turns a blind eye. he doesnt say anything about what he saw, even though, the morning after, he notices things he'd never noticed before - the exhausted slouch to dipper's shoulders, the shy way he smiled at ford, the bags under his eyes that seemed deeper that ever. his stomach turns.

his morals are compromised. pitted against his love for ford, they didn't stand a chance. so he helps cover for him. because ford is his everything, and he seems so pleased with him with every excuse stan makes for him, every false alibi. stan helps cover for him, and he hopes that, maybe, he will be rewarded with what he really wants: the same love he feels for ford, returned. love that knows no logic or boundaries. love that cannot end, because it has been the foundation for his every action for 50 fucking years, and if it crumbled now so would everything else in his godforsaken life. its too late, now, too late to cash in his chips. he's invested far, far too much into ford. a lifetime.

his entire life is a sunk cost, and he has always been a man of fallacies.

it depends. if theyre just doing it for fun, probably until they get bored.

... if they're doing it as a COMPETITION, though... however long it takes to claim "victory." and considering the fact that victini contains a literally unlimited supply of energy in their bodies, that could be for a very long time.

these little guys do NOT get tired. they do not get worn out. one could ride your cock until youre begging to stop because you cant take anymore, and it would just smile at you, big blue eyes bright and tails still fluttering with excitement. considering they can share their energy, i imagine that they could keep their partner's stamina topped up just so they could keep using them as a living dildo 🤤

side note: it almost feels like victini's dex entries were WRITTEN with this in mind. "always wins, regardless of the type of encounter." "its endless energy is shared with those who touch it." yeah. victinis fuck like rabbits for sure.

And could he handle more than three?

no way he could handle more than three, i think he could barely handle three 😭 he'd be a very overwhelmed little pikachu. i think he would less "get them" than they would get HIM if that makes any sense.

i think he'd meet the first one in that episode of the anime where they find all of the pikachu in the wild - maybe one wants to go along with them on their journey. she's more softnatured than the second, who started out as a very powerful raichu that became his rival, impressed by his power and itching for difficult fights. her trainer doesnt treat her well, so eventually, she runs away from him to join the gang.

what would happen would be that it would be pretty hot

ok seriously tho, alolan vulpix is one of the most attractive pokemon to me, in the same vein as galarian ponyta. theyre both so gorgeous and cute at the same time. and ofc kantonian vulpix is, too, tho it's appeal is a little different... i bet it's so nice and warm.

Relationships: Dipper Pines/Mabel Pines, Ford Pines/Stan Pines, Slight Dipper Pines/Ford Pines

Tags: Crack Taken Seriously, Dipper Pines has a Scent Kink, Ford Pines has a Scent Kink

i just imagine sitting bottomless on top of it with your knees splayed to the side. grinding on its cool, smooth gem while it glows softly, purring as it caresses you with its psychic power. you hold onto its legs while you ride its 'face,' and it shivers and whirs when your fingers graze the parts where its front and back sets of legs meet.

Prompt: "Hiding," twincest.

Rating: Teen and Up

Word count: 1,631

ford getting dipper blazed after some late night dd&md until he's drooling on his shoulder, babbling and giggling and singing off-tune to a song playing in his head. his vulnerability is like a sweet ambrosia to Ford, downright irresistible. that's right. it isn't his fault if he gives in, because he never had a chance to resist in the first place... he is irresistible. it's simply a cruel twist of fate where he and dipper are both victims of life's circumstances.

dipper is already practically immobile when ford makes his move: just touching him over his clothes, pulling him just a little too close against his side, caressing his hands over his chest, rubbing his shoulders, allowing his fingers to graze dipper's thighs; to tease his waistband…