do you have any headcanons about England's past marriages?
so I personally only consider crown unions and the like to be formal marriages (as opposed to including alliances, annexation, etc), so he's only had 2 (2 1/2?) marriages.
Arthur's first marriage was with Mathias🇩🇰 and eventually also Lukas🇳🇴 under King Cnut the Great's North Sea Empire. it lasted a good 30ish years, which is really impressive everything considered.
alas, in 1066 William of Normandy took England in the divorce, at which point Arthur gets into... not quite a marriage but an on-again off-again situationship with Francis throughout the rest of the Middle Ages. the Hundred Years' War was essentially an attempt to make the situationship into a formal marriage. it did not work.
his second marriage was to Duncan🏴 in 1603 and, barring the interregnum in the 1650s, is still his current marriage.
I personally don't count Wales, Ireland, or N. Ireland as marriages because 1) I prefer England, Wales, N. Ireland as siblings, 2) England's unions with/conquests of Ireland, Wales, and N. Ireland are.... legally complex but tldr not the same as a union of kingdoms. so they aren't marriages.
the North Sea Empire is historically really fascinating to me and it's particularly fun in hetalia because Cnut the Great ascended to the throne of England before he ascended to the thrones of Denmark and, much later, Norway. so England was the senior partner throughout the union, with Cnut ruling Denmark and Norway from his court in England. makes for some fun headcanons with Mathias and Lukas kicking Arthur's ass as vikings before Arthur turns the tables on them. the fact that Norway and Denmark continue their union without England all the way up until the late 1800s is definitely some interesting food for thought. Idk what those thoughts are but the vibes are interesting.
I don't really have any new specific headcanons right now, sorry!
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||Listen i never wrote Denmark until now so I’m still working this out, also this is how I see how their relationship might be, yeah||
Arthur panted as he made his way up the steeper portion of the hiking path. When he made it all the way up he stopped, having to take deep breaths, resting his hands on his knees. He could feel his legs burn and he knew he could no longer continue.
“Mathias- can- can we- take a breather.” He pants out, grabbing onto a tree to help lower himself down, he’s going to take a breather even if his boyfriend says no. Speaking of his boyfriend, the Dane turns around to look at Arthur.
“Whaaaaat, but we just started not even 20 minutes ago?!?!” Arthur throws his head back with a groan. To him it feels like it’s been longer. It's not like Arthur doesn’t like the outdoors, no he loves it. But he’s more of a sit down and enjoy nature kind of guy, not the moving type, especially when it comes to the fact his body is not as strong as Mathias’. Plus he has bad knees.
“Mathias- please.” He sees the dane frown but nod. With a huff Arthur falls to the forest floor, not really caring that his ass is going to be dusty. A sigh of relief comes from Arthur and he starts to massage his calves.
“I should take you out on runs more… maybe we should’ve done that weeks ago before going on a three hour hike.” The dane awkwardly laughs as he rubs the back of his head.
“... you didn’t tell me this was going to take three hours…”
“I wanted it to be a surprise!! It’s your birthday!”
“Worst birthday gift…”
“Harsh.” Arthur lets out another sigh, switching to his other leg.
“Apologies… But I don’t like hiking.”
“But you love nature!” the dane states, though that was true, again, Arthur likes to sit down and observe it. “And by hiking we get to explore it!! Walk through it!! Experience it!!” Mathias stands in front of Arhur with a big smile.
“Yeah, but I’d prefer walking if it was to sit down in front of a spot. Not a whole three hour hike where all we do is walk.” Arthur scoffs.
‘Well… you are sitting down right now. Plus we’ll take breaks! At least be glad I didn't bring you on the one that takes days to do.” Arthur’s face drops at the mention of that.
“Days…?”
“Yeah, Bornholm. It spans nearly 120 kilometers. It can take, I think, four days to a week. Don’t quote me on that.” Arthur just stares at the Dane like he’s in pain, despite the fact he wasn’t. Though just thinking about a hike that takes days he feels his legs burn as if he’s already walked it. “Don't give me that look! It’s really not that bad! Plus, I think there are places to stay on the trail too, so it’s not like we’ll be walking for days.”
“You say we’ll as if we’re gonna do it.”
“...”
“Mathias!”
“Whaaat! Sometime in the future! I have to get you prepared for that first.” Arthur groans again, dramatically laying his head against his knees. At least the good thing is that the future could be years from now. When Arthur looked up again Mathias had squatted down his face in Arthur’s. Not expecting him to be there Arthur falls back with a yelp causing the dane to laugh.
“Don’t laugh at me!! You were over there and then suddenly you’re in my face!”
“Sorry sorry!” Yet he’s still laughing. The Brit just pouts before he gently pushes the dane, causing him to fall backwards onto his ass making him laugh even harder.
“I was hoping that would shut you up.” Mathias laughs for a few more minutes before he stops, wiping his tears away.
“You love me.” Arthur looks away, his cheeks turning slightly red.
“Maybe.”
“Youuuuu lovvvvveeeee meeeeeee.” Mathias gets up, grabbing Arthur’s hands and pulling him towards him.
“I think you are insufferable.”
“Yeah well you love me so you have to deal with me.”
“Do i?”
“Yeah.”
“Damn. Can’t I return back to sender.”
“Nope~”
“Damn.”
“Don’t sound so disappointed sweetheart.” Mathias pulls Arthur into a side hug, the nickname earning a groan from the Brit.
“God, am I really stuck with you.” The two of them slowly start walking again, continuing on the trail like they were a few minutes ago.
“Yep! Forever!” Another laugh comes from him and this time Arthur joins in.
“Forever you say?” Arthur chuckles.”You promise?”
“I promise! I mean you’ve been stuck with me since at least 870.”
“True, and even now I want to get rid of you.”
“Noooooooo.” Mathias starts to relax all his weight onto Arthur. “Noooooooooooooo.” Arthur holds the Dane up as much as he could.
“Okay Okay! I’m kidding, I'm kidding. I do not wish to get rid of you!” Immediately Mathias stiffens again.
“I knew it!! Ah ha!”
“You bloke, I retract my statement.”
“Noooooo!!”
The light bickering continues for most of the walk, all fun. Though it did delve into comfortable silence as they neared the end of the trail.
“Yknow.” Arthur spoke, breaking the silence.” “This actually wasn’t all that bad.” Mathais smiled widely.
“See!! I told you! But that makes me happy to hear. I’m glad you liked it.”
“I didn’t say that, I just said it wasn’t that bad.” Arthur hums. He was too stubborn to admit but he actually did like it. Mathias knew this though, they’ve known each other too long for him not to pick up on things Arthur enjoys, especially since he knows Arthur is picky about many things.
“If you say so~” Mathias hums. “Oh- hey we reached the end of the trail.” He could see his car up ahead. “See you made it all in one piece, and you didn’t die.”
“Ha ha. I guess you're right.” They slowly make their way to the car. “Hey Mathais.” Arthur stops though, causing Mathias to stop too.
“Hm? What is it?” The dane asks, turning his full body to Arthur. And then he feels a pair of lips against his own. It was only a quick peck, but it definitely took the Dane off guard. “O-oh-“
“Thank you. I always enjoy our time together, even if I don’t say it.” Arthur being sentimental is such a rare occurrence, but he’s a little tired so it's coming out a little. Mathias smiles though.
“Of course. And I enjoy our time together too.” They continue to the car again, they put their hiking gear away. Doing a few more things before they are ready to head out and head home. Mathais opens the passenger door for Arthur, who thanks him as he gets in. Mathias then heads to his side, getting in as well.
“Happy Birthday Arthur, I love you.” A small smile creeps up on Arthur’s face as he looks out the window watching everything zoom by.
I haven't really thought about this ship or Denmark in general and I'm running on four hours of sleep but I'll try to figure something out.
5 - Nicknames? Pet names? Any in-jokes?
I always make Arthur call his partner "love" "darling" "dear" regardless of ship
Denmark...Hmm...I always love Arthur's partner calling him bunny in their native language so "Min kanin" and probably babe tbh.
16. - Do they keep secrets? Lie? Cheat?
Arthur hates being honest with his feelings or letting himself be vulnerable, so he lies and hides to avoid it. But Denmark has probably got good at telling. After all, "eyes are the windows to the soul" is very true for Arthur.
Denmark...Nowadays he's probably more willing to be open, but he's a nation as he's been through a lot so in the past yes he's lied and kept secret.
They wouldn't cheat because I like to think most, if not all nations, are non-monogamous. So if they have more than one partner it's all consensual.
23. - How do they hug? Kiss? Tease? Flirt? Comfort?
Denmark is very affectionate and eager to be so. Always kissing and hugging Arthur whenever he gets the chance. Often times its a quick peck or squeeze in passing. But when he has a time, he will press fully into his Arthur in a hard kiss or embrace. Sometimes it's a little tight but also oh so warm and secure feeling. These physical intimacies is his main way of flirting
Arthur is a bit more timid. He's only just getting used to embracing love and being open about it. So his kisses and hugs are slow build ups, carefully pulling his partner towards him and then just melting into a kiss or embrace. Arthur's main source of flirting is through gifts and love notes.
I don't think either are the best when it comes to feelings. Denmark isn't good at emotions other than happy (I don't know, I see him boarding toxic positivity sometimes because he refuses to let himself feel anything else). But if Arthur's upset, he'll hold him because he knows contact is a way to relax Arthur even if it's only slightly.
Arthur may be emotionally constipated, but he will step up to comfort his loved ones. He may not always have the right words (though sometimes he does, having a lot of experience boost morale at least in a military sense), but he is always there with a warm mug of tea and a nice knitted blanket. Oh and cuddles. Lots of cuddles.
38. - What are they like in the bedroom? Any kinks/fetishes/turn-ons? Anything they won’t do?
Arthur is a kinky bastard. I don't know what Den would be like in bed, but he'd at least indulge Arthur if he isn't as keen on it. I've talked about Arthur's kinks a lot on my spicy blog so I'll try to keep this short: he likes to be choked, he likes both tying up his partner and being tying up, seeing his partner in lingerie, degrading his partner and being degraded. There is more but these are the top ones.
Um...I really can't come up with any thing for Denmark. I'm sorry. He'd probably like Arthur decked out in leather, makeup and piercings.
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Since @kojiro-of-spades wanted me to elaborate on my deneng headcanons I’m gonna quickly share a few before I go to bed since I’m down bad for my boys 😩
In canon, I like to think that they easily became friends despite how unusual their meetings were! Sure, they might’ve met whilst Matthias was raiding Arthur’s land but I think in spite of this, they developed a good friendship, through a combination of having a (possibly?) shared religion and a general love for disobeying authority figures (because we love two rebellious idiots in love), and I think they managed to maintain a good friendship throughout history
In a human au i can see them become friends maybe through shared music tastes, maybe through Gilbert, hell, I even like the idea of Arthur coming over to Lukas’ house and Matthias meeting him through that
Oh the topic of Norway, I love to think that Matthias is so supportive of Arthur’s magic and stuff. He may not realise what the fuck is going on 99% of the time but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t fall in love with Arthur a little more every time he sees him get enthusiastic about it