Just stopping by to tell you the starker prompt you inspired lol. You said: "I'm...Terrified of beards", and my brain went: "What about a one shot, total crack!fic therapy AU with Peter overcoming his beard-fear by way of exposure therapy--*Licensed Psychiatrist Tony Stark enters, stage left*--that results in much tasty beard burn."
This is the only form of beard content I am accepting.
Stubble is fine. Tony's signature look? Hhng. Rub my thighs raw, Daddy.
Thor's entire fucking face ponytail??
I genuinely mean no offence to anyone in possession of a second full head of hair, but...Not for me.
I would 20/10 read this fic though, if you were ever so inclined π