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Enderdragon Lady

Random idea I got while playing MC with friends and watching them fight the Enderdragon. Enderdragon cool asf.

• The Ender Dragon is not using mind control or anything of the sort. She is an adult, female Enderman, and roughly analogous to an insect hive's queen. Except instead of doing nothing and laying eggs, she kicks butt. Girlboss <3

• The dragon egg is simply a fertilized egg, which would eventually hatch into a new female Enderman if the situation is right.

• That situation being enough attention from Endermen, and enough plant growth to support the vegetarian larva. Neither of which are possible in any of the dimensions at this point in time </3

• Endermen themselves are somewhat spider-like, with mandibles covering their cheeks, and three toes/fingers on all limbs- two facing forward, one to the side. Also they're fuzzy and, though warmblooded, their body temperature is only 25 C°.

• The End itself sitting at a usual temperature of -4 C°, so comparatively, it's quite warm. The End is barren and long abandoned by all but Endermen and Shulkers. (Endermites being larval Shulkers.)

• Endermen eat mostly Chorus Fruit. Shulkers eat mostly minerals from buildings, but do enjoy the taste of meat. Any kind will do.

• Enderman meat tastes sort of like grapes. It's also quite tingly in the mouth, kind of like eating pop rocks. Shulker meat tastes and feels like eating mussels.

• The ancient civilization was gone even before the Endermen moved in.

Ok guys, I’m back. I’ve been doing a lot of research, but I still haven’t found a way to upload the video. I’m going to keep looking for a way, but until then, we’re just going to move on into the Toca Boca segment I had planned for after Minecraft. We’ll be starting it tomorrow. Thanks for waiting on me!

-Anna