Today, while browsing Facebook, I saw a comic about a couple of female RPG adventurers who are attacked by a shower of arrows… one has normal armor and the other has micro bikini armor, the first one takes critical damage and the second one practically no damage…
and I asked myself why it is like that…
A conspiracy between the Blacksmiths and the Wizards!!
I mean, at first the armor is full body for men and women, but as they improve two things happen…
in men it becomes more elaborate and ornate
and in women it becomes smaller until they reach the micro bikini armor…
my epiphany…
the Blacksmiths and the Wizards reached a consensus to do this with the women's armor.
Possibly the high-ranking magic armors have to have some pieces that allow them to hold the support enchantments they have…
I think those specific pieces are the ornaments on the men's armor and the women's micro bikini armor…
Most likely these enchanted pieces have to be made with a more expensive/specific material, with a more arduous/careful process so that they serve as an anchor for the enchantments that the wizards will later put on them.
The conspiracy itself is that Blacksmiths and Wizards refuse to make high-level female full armor, but instead they make ones with the minimum of materials since it allows them to save a lot of money on materials and time and also allows them to see a woman practically naked all the time.
I mean, whoever decided this and also followed the tradition are some first-class perverts.
The best solution is for adventurous women to use it as the underwear they are and put a blouse and pants on top of it.
