Jan 10, 2015
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Hey, I just had a horrible nightmare so I was wondering if you could tell me a joke or story to forget it?
oh hi! Sorry for getting this so late. Um...here's some stuff to make you laugh:
Funny Talking Animals
"What's This" Sherlock
Dog Shaming video
Hedgehog Bathtime
Australians trying American snacks
British people trying American snacks
Puppies Howling for the First Time
Again sorry for taking so long and I hope you feel better :)
Hey, I just had a horrible nightmare so I was wondering if you could tell me a joke or story to forget it?
Hey, oh no, I’m sorry to hear that!
Sure, I’ll try my best, but I don’t think that the joke is that inventive (I actually don’t know any English jokes so I had to search one)
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you? ” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. “Watson, you retard. Some bastard has stolen our tent!” source: http://www.jokes4us.com/peoplejokes/sherlockholmesjoke.html
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I HOPE YOU HAVE A SUPER AWESOME AMAZING DAY!!!
Thank you sweetheart!
Rules
1) Always post the rules
2) Answer the questions the person who tagged you gave you, and write 11 new questions.
3) Let them know you tagged them!
disneybyotch tagged me
1. Favourite male Disney character Tarzan or Eric or Flynn
2. Favourite Disney princess side kick? Meeko
3. Favourite Disney song?
At the moment it's 'Two Worlds' or 'So this is love' but I can guarantee that it'll be different tomorrow
4. Walt Disney or Disney Pixar? Walt Disney
5. Which Disney character are most like and why? Ariel, Belle or Rapunzel. Ariel because I'm adventurous, Belle because I love reading, I'd love to get out into the world and I'd do anything to save my father and Rapunzel because I'm creative and I have dreams
6. Which Disney character would you want to be best mates with? Pocahontas
7. Which disney character would you marry? Flynn or Eric
8. Which Disney film would you want to be a part of and why? The Princess Diaries because then I get to find out I'm a princess :)
9. Which Disney character would you Cosplay as? Rapunzel
10. What is your least favourite Disney character and why? Ratcliffe because he's an arsehole
I can't think of any questions (I know - I'm a failure) so can the tagged people answer these ones? :) Pretty please :)
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Cosplay the face of boe :D
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Send me shit to cosplay
Where is the "hope you find that swimming pool" quote from?
The end of A Very Potter Senior Year.
If you could have a super power, what would it be and what would you do with it? Luv your blog btw :3
i've never really thought about that tbh but it would be amazing fly or be invisible idk
thank you sooooooo much, and thank you for asking this :)