Whatever Floats the Boat

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

it is so upsetting listening to so many males talk about all of the times they have gone on road trips alone and slept in their cars alone or on the side of the road, or travelled overseas alone and slept on the floor of strangers homes or in parks or at hostels and they appear to have such freedom in that they are able to be alone in ways that females, unfortunately, cannot…and there is an ignorance surrounding this in that these boys never seem to comprehend just how fortunate they are that strange people and unfamiliar places and the dark of night are not their enemies but rather exciting, promising things

Gay bases

1st base: anal 2nd base: going to a Lady Gaga concert together 3rd base: successfully destroying America

I hear that Congress made it to third base

you insinuated that congress has all gone to a lady gaga concert together and that is my favorite part of your comment

What about the fact that they’ve all done anal

I ALMOST WENT TO BED BUT I SCROLLED DOWN ONE MORE TIME TO SEE THIS LITTLE MAJESTY ON MY SCREEN I FEEL BLESSED THIS DAY THANK YOU

“found the feminist lol” yeah im not hiding