Feb 16, 2015
El tiempo todo lo empeora, ¿o?, algo asi
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El tiempo todo lo empeora, ¿o?, algo asi
books-love-crazythings
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i heard someone wwas talkin about me and callin me fishface you leavve me no choice but to ask you to stop that or else wwhoevver that sad excuse a an anon is i he obvviously has a no idea wwho hes blubberin about
Do you dislike Eridan? Not sure why but I get the feeling you do.
dislike him? Absolutely not! He’s my patrion troll, and so is feferi…. I guess you could say that he’s the part of me that feels split in two.huehuehuehue
Seadwellers by ~Dampho
So I know singing as Homestuck characters is getting pretty lame, but I was thinking of singing bad r&b songs from the eighties as Eridan, anyone up for it??
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â–²: i must take my leavve
â–²: i wwill miss you dicks
â–¼: ii wiill mii22 your mouth
REVVENGE. swweet swweet revvenge.
YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
â–¼: Hello and welcome to SBURB/SGURB technical help department. What seems to be the problem?
â–²: wwhale your fucking game keeps blocking me!
â–²: wwhere are all my bitches?!
â–¼: They're in the game. They just require skill.
â–²: i assure you, i havve skill!
â–¼: I can imagine. Can you describe the problem so I can have an idea of how to help you?
â–²: wwhale
â–²: i keep flirting wwith the ladies
â–²: i also tried the "males"
â–²: and nothing happens!
â–²: i mean, i get a feww slaps here and there
â–²: but thats it!
â–²: wwhy cant i get the bitches?!
â–¼: Sorry mate, its an invisible parameter in the game, call "Friendzone". Once your in there you can't leave.
â–²: FUCK
â–²: i kneww it
â–¼: Calm down, I can help you mate.
â–¼: Have you notice that the game makes the character to resemble people you know?
â–²: yes, wwhat about it?!
â–¼: Well, that's the standard, but with a few codes, you can change everything. And there a good reason this game is NSFW.
â–²: oh? is it like... cheat codes?
â–¼: Yup. And it changes everything. You can "add" or "take" from a character and also change your statues with them.
â–¼: All the bitches will be yours in no time.
â–¼: All of them.
â–²: can i just.... kiss you?
â–¼: No.
â–²: fine.
â–¼: And don't forget that this game is the latest in increase reality. Everything you change in the game will change in real life.
â–¼: And no one will notice except the player.
â–²: oh. this is great actually. noww i can be like a.... ninja lovver. or something. i like it.
â–¼: Well, got any plans already?
â–²: sure do! butsex outta nowwhere.
â–¼: You can change personality, size of every physical aspect and also philological. Even gender.
â–²: i... fuck. got to stop squealing. immediately.
â–²: and, if i may ask
â–¼: Go ahead.
â–²: howw do i use the code?
â–¼: Just type them in. They are written at the end of the game manual. Because no one reads the game manual.
â–¼: Already got a first victim in mind?
â–²: im totally gonna tap that nerd... wwait. WWAIT. soll. he read the manual.
â–²: i kneww he wwasnt that popular wwith the ladies!
â–²: this sob.
â–¼: Well. But he doesn't you know that. Time for revenge.
â–²: time for revvenge indeed my friend!
â–²: thank you vvery much
â–²: i thing i am going to... hurt him.
â–²: if you knoww wwhat i mean.
â–¼: Well, I have to go. Good luck getting all the girls.
â–²: yes. yes, i wwill.
â–²: thank you humble lowwblood.
â–¼: Bye. Don't forget to call again if you have a problem.