battinson bf hcs…
(or - if no one does it ill do it myself!)
i think we can agree bruce is an angsty personality.. he is always moody, grumpy and overall Emo. so he gets angry pretty easily - not angry but more just Annoyed he’s a big drama queen and he can be the pettiest person on the planet. he likes to always keep himself busy and act like that work is the most important thing on the planet, so even when slightly disturbed he gets all sulky and rolls his eyes like “i’m trying to get this work done.” but really he loves it. he has a harder and harder time trying to hide his adoration of every disturbance or annoyance you cause to him - he mostly keeps up his Rude Act because he sees the giggles it causes you. he’d just like every time you push his buttons
he’s also just always behind you??? it takes a while for you to get used to that because how on earth does he do that?? you learn to see his shadow in your own - as it occurs so much, a few weeks in you don’t even wince when you turn around to see him staring at you statue-like at every moment.
you ask him one night “why do you do that” he’s of course busying himself in some work, solving a riddle here or there, rewinding some videos, and looks up at you frozen “this?” then looks back at the screen. “no.. no that thing you do. you follow me around the house.” his face is rock solid, “oh. do i still scare you with that?” “no, i just wanted to know why you do it.” he’s looking down at his hands and takes a moment to think, “i just like to keep up with what you’re doing. where you’re going.” you chuckle, “when i get a coffee?” he shrugs, self conscious now. “i’ll stop if it bothers you.” “i’m used to it now,” you reply quickly. “batman watches out for me while i fill the kettle for my morning tea.” he smiles shyly at that, fiddling with some buttons.
he’s so soft with affection.. he’s so aware of himself (his usual roughness and size of course) so you even had to tell him to assert himself more sometimes. just like that hovering behind you thing, his hands usually do the same - becomes kind of annoying, that almost-touch, like he’s afraid of himself (most likely is). he liked to run his fingers along the back of your neck - barely touching you. it gave you goosebumps. over time he started getting more comfortable, not so scared of contact, and now his hand is usually laid strongly on your nape or hip.
he definitely trains you .. like that’s a thing. with gotham so obviously dangerous, he can’t just let you out and about with no means to protect yourself - the taser and pocket knife are just frilly additions. and why would you say no to personal training by The batman.. so it’s a weekly thing of training together, even taking it outside of the training room and doing random attacks on each other (mostly you attacking him, because he would never even playfully fight you.. but when you start it, he doesn’t just let you win).
sometimes he literally just walks around the house in the suit???? like you can be talking to alfred at the table when he walks past fully in batman mode, just looking around, with that dignified posture. (“just let him..,” alfred sips his coffee. he notices he’s started doing it more and more since you appeared.. so clearly nothing to do with impressing you or to see that little excited twinkle in your eyes) he sometimes also pretends he doesn’t know you when he’s doing this random walkabout and comes up to you saying things like “do you know The Vengeance?” in his raspy voice. dead seriously. one time you tried to take him on in a fight in that suit in your random outbursts of Fight Mode and broke a finger because you thought it’d be smart to just straight up punch his plating. (is that what it’s called..) he’s never yelled your name louder, immediately grabbing at his cowl to look at your swelling hand while you cried and laughed at the same time. he grabbed your arm and did an incredibly awkward and uncomfortable run to the bathroom (up the stairs.. not great in his suit) to nurse your bruised hand. as he was grabbing different pastes and bandaids, you couldn’t help bursting out laughing at his furrowed brows, black smudged eyeliner and full on costume, “bruce, you look so stupid right now.” “well, i’m glad this is funny to you. you’re stupider, what on earth were you thinking! you never punch the batsuit!” he was mumbling the last bits, rummaging through the entire bathroom.
he’s literally so Skrunkly he’s just a goofy little guy!!!! i love him
