#emojireviews

Apple: This plant grows gracefully in this beige pot made out of terracotta. The textures of the soil are harmonizing beautifully and so are the green shades of green of the leafs! 8.5/10 Maybe they are a baby.

Google: Planted in a red round pot, this emoji shows a different type of plant, which honestly is a nice breath of fresh air. 7/10

Samsung: I think the colour scheme works fairly well in this type of plant! Could use some water to grown them more and more. The pot is shaded confusingly, like it’s going back and forth, left to right. 7/10 love the amount of leafs.

Microsoft: I won’t hate these buddies. It reminds of a Children book. Do you know the kind of books our teachers used to give for vacation? This emoji is just as nostalgic as them. I think it’s a fairly simple sprout. 5/10

WhatsApp: Curious fact: I have dumbcanes at my house. I absolutely adore this emoji. Because the details are on point and the shading is just incredible. I have heard they are slightly toxic, which creeps me a little bit. 10/10 amazing emoji.

Twitter: Frankly. I love the shades of green that are manipulated to create this emoji. The cell shading makes me feel so-so but sometimes, you got to agree that some simple emojis can look really nice. 7/10 Google’s Look-alike?

Facebook: This emoji is absolutely ADORABLE. They are shaped like hearts. I would give this plant to my SO. These are blessed and I hope they grow until they become an absolutely SHOCKING tree. 11/10 For the win.

Twitter emoji stickers: love the pot’s texture. It looks like a generic 3d model that’s been used on Nintendo switch video games. These are cute and I hope they grow amazingly. 9/10 Love the shading and the smooth feelings.

Joypixels: Sure, there were emojis with a LOT of leafs, but this one took it a little too much. Anyways what’s bad about it? I think the stem is a little gross (I don’t mean disgusting) I like the shape of the leafs as they feel smooth and classy. 7/10 Would put these on my granny’s backyard.

TossFace: A little baby sprout! This is so cute. 2/10 Everything else is a little…. Uh?

Emojipedia: I feel like I have to say a lot of Emojipedia emojis since there are so many problems about them that it sort of annoys me since a lot of them look distorted versions of apple emojis. The plant is weirdly simetrical. It’s honestly a little scary because maybe this cursed plant came from a parallel world that every plant grows differently. The details on the leaf are weird, because the lines are a bit too thick. The center bugs me A LOT. It’s disturbing and dark. It’s like a leaf monster that haunts you at your garden at midnight. The pot is looking shiny, but is weirdly placed. 4/10 the soil is ok though.

Openmoji: A tiny palm tree? 2/10 because it’s as bad as TossFace.

thank you! 💗

ah the shit emoji

sometimes they ask ‘’hey what about the shit?’’ consistency. lets see.

apple

a simple wankey. does not look that real. 8/10.

android

CREEPY FACE

its staring onto my soul. god dang..

take your 6/10 and quit creeping me out

samsung

looks a bit similar than apple, but worse. the eyes, the pink mouth, the shading... 7.7/10 atleast its not small

microsoft

worse than samsung. cell eyes, outline, linear shading, everything is bad. 

4/10 the haircut is more meh

twitter

a classic! needs more detail, but im ok with the wide-open smile. 9/10 better simple than shaded

whatsapp

i thought google would be creepy.

 BUT THIS IS A ULTIMATE CRYPTID

ITS STARING ONTO MY SOUL

????????????????????????????????????????/10

facebook

DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO CREEP IN EYES ???

TOO SHADED FOR ME 1/10

openmoji

wHAT IS TH IS???!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111

-759873985739857493759347593475983475983759837/10

emojidex

i think its gonna be bad

I WAS RIGHT

-4/10 SICKLY

gmail (its a gif so)

this cuts the crap by removing the face and adding insects. WTF IS WITH IT

-3/10

im gonna hit the image limit

htc, lg

read gmail, but no insects. -1/10

wtf is happening

1/10

and the winner is

(I’m not a scientist, I just like Saturn)

Apple: So here we have Apple’s take on a ringed planet which resembles saturn because of the hexagon. it’s tilted a little wrong. You can see the details on it’s surface and the ring is nicely distributed. 9/10 Strong.

Google: The tilt on this one is more accurate. It looks simplistic, which works fine. I see the hexagon. The color of the rings shouldn’t be that blue. 7/10 Reminds me of my first Saturn drawing.

Samsung: Again, the tilt is pleasant. it’s decently shaded. It needs more coloring as the color scheme is very repetitive and boring. The rings don’t look separated enough for me, even though I like their aesthetic. No hexagon. Pixelated 6/10 Because it’s not as bad.

Microsoft: I can see they wanted to make an adapted simple version of Saturn, which is a nice idea. The execution looks too off. Can you add more rings please? Random colors on the surface. Bad tilt. 1/10 You can see me after work.

WhatsApp: now, that’s a good ring! I love the surface although the tilt should be different. It looks shiny, like a marble. 9/10 You did a good job.

Twitter: Yikes. I can be the only one who thinks this could smell like cheese. Too saturated for my tastes. The rings are lazily done. 2/10 Ok tilt though.

Facebook: Tries too hard to make it super detailed that it looks harsh. The surface is pretty. Doesn’t look much like Saturn, but it looks nice. The rings could be more separated. The tilt is good. 7.5/10 Could be an exoplanet similar to Saturn.

Skype: See? Another simple Saturn like Twitter and Microsoft. Please. Change. The. Colors. 3/10 Good tilt and ring though.

Twitter emoji stickers: It reminds me of blender renders. I like the rings and how 3d it looks. The shading and details are good and the surface is nicely done. It reminds me of my current Saturn drawing. Off tilt. 8/10 I like the shadows

Joypixels: Cutest colors. The tilt is a little off. The rings are distributed nicely and is that the hexagon? I think it could be a good idea to erase the grey space between the rings. 7/10 doesn’t look that bad actually

TossFace: You just drew a purple circle and added a lilac ring. Do better. 0/10 sorry, but no.

PS5-4: This could look decent if not too pixelated. It’s a little sad. 3/10 the tilt looks nice but please fix the graphics.

Openmoji: Actually, the cell shading makes the colors pop. Doesn’t look like Saturn though. 2/10 Adding a red ball won’t make this emoji a masterpiece.

Emojipedia: I love how realistic the surface looks. I think the main purpose of this emoji is to make it classy and elegant. The planet itself lacks an hexagon though. It’s got a lot of rings, which is a nice idea but they are too close. I like the shading. I don’t mind the tilt in this one. 8/10 I see you tried.

LG: It looks more like Jupiter than Saturn. The rings are good but it’s a better idea to make the surface different. 5/10 Pitty points.

Thank you!

Apple: Subtle gradients and the smooth clouds make this emoji not as harsh. I mean, it looks confused because there are clouds that block the view. I can see the eyes are like a void, which adds to the overall theme of this emoji. 8/10 Very solid.

Google: I think this could look much better if the clouds were colored entirely. This emoji is shown on a white background so I can see why it looks natural on that. It seems like there are weird lines that make this emoji unpleasant to look at. 4/10 Not bad face.

Samsung: This is what Google could look like if the clouds were colored more. The subtle shading on the clouds make them look like cotton and honestly, that’s a cute idea. Definitely adds to the cuteness. 7/10 I like how the eyes are different from other Samsung emojis.

Microsoft: I’m kinda digging this. The colours are different but they add to the cuteness of this emoji. I like the eyes because they look like they want to solve the problem. 6/10 Thank you for passing.

WhatsApp: I love the clouds. They look so puffy! It seems like they aren’t really focused. The highlight on it’s head makes it look like it’s made out of glass. 9/10 Cute eyes.

Twitter: Honestly I can’t say too much about this emoji. It’s a decent simple emoji. Nothing special. 5.5/10 unique placement of the clouds.

Facebook: It’s like the last one. More robotic vibes. Anime style eyes make this look they are pleading. The clouds are shaded cutely, so It does not look bad. 7.5/10 Doing great Facebook.

Twitter emoji stickers: Not as astounding as their last emojis (Well the Saturn emoji was good but not perfect). You can see they added a tiny glimmer to the eyes (We can say the same about Samsung emojis) which are a cute idea. Decent job on the clouds. 8/10 I wish it had more clouds though.

Joypixels: Same as Google. Except there is no outline. 4/10 I’m disappointed. It had potential.

Openmoji: Not that horrible. The outlines aren’t really bordering the entire emoji. I guess it is an artistic choice. Are the grey clouds going to throw lightnings? I’m scared. 4/10 I don’t want this cutie to be killed.

Emojipedia: I’m going to create a story out of this emoji because why not.

Apple: Hey WhatsApp! WhatsApp: What’s up, Apple? Apple: Do you want to have a child with me? WhatsApp: Yeah, sure. Let’s go! Apple: Let the child have the same face as me and the same clouds as you.

Then they have this… 8.5/10 Nice details.

Thank you! 😶‍🌫️

Apple: Probably shoots strawberries with her magical wand. She reminds me of a cottage-core book my sister used to have. Is she hiding some secrets? Maybe we don't know yet. Sweet. 9/10

Google: Ponytail flowing gracefully. Doesn’t really look magical though. Does not have nice clothing. Her face might be threatening for viewers. Fake wonder. +1 for Good colors 5/10 Go to your garden.

Samsung: Cheap. Maybe she produces blueberries. She is trying too much to look like the apple’s one. She could be hiding her lame personality. Bad quality. 5/10 Nice dress though!

Twitter: She looks like the kind of lady who gives you the best pastry ever. She includes a unique green belt and good simple style. 7/10 you sure are a nice one.

WhatsApp: Oh la la! I love her! She poses beautifully as she shows her fancy clothing. Love her flower crown. You can feel the power she holds. 10/10 Green wonder.

Twitter: How come. 2/10

Facebook: SHE is different. Her wings are showing some crazy shit. 10/10 For uniqueness

Skype: She looks like she’s gonna teach me. Looks more like a teacher disguised as a fairy. 4/10 seems nice.

Twitter emoji stickers: Cool hair. The star is amazing. Tinkerbell vibes. Probably smells like fresh mint. She got that power. 9/10 adorable eyes.

Joypixels: Her Art style reminds me of the ones in bitlife. She got an entire nebula in her dress. How come she has good wings but no shaded face. 7/10 Lipstick is nice though!

TossFace: they could at least add a mouth. Weak vibes. It is like Twitter art style, but doesn’t work as good as twitter’s. Would probably die within miliseconds if bathed in steel. 2/10 Got a hat but who cares.

LG: Long hair cutie! Best wand of the bunch. Love how her wings are transparent. Some drawbacks but she is lovely. 8/10 what is that white fade on top of her head.

Thank you! 💐🌸

Apple: This emoji is kinda accurate. I can see the stripes on the cerebellum. Good shape and rosy color. It’s lacking a brainstem, but that’s a good brain. 8/10 Healthy.

Google: Decent attempt at a simplistic emoji. Accurate in human shape. The creases are nicely drawn. It’s again lacking a brainstem. The cerebellum has stripes! 7/10 Good enough.

Samsung: Deserves a mention for having a brainstem this time! It lacks stripes on the cerebellum and the shading is wonky-wise but the shape is decent and I like the details of the creases. 7/10

Twitter: missing a lot. Is the cerebellum just a triangle? Not a good color. Probably belongs to an alien somehow? Maybe enough science in the future could explain that. 2/10 0 Iq candidate.

WhatsApp: Kudos to WhatsApp for making a realistic brain. It’s facing in a different way. The creases are so nicely detailed. The shading is perfect and it has a cerebellum and brainstem! 10/10 Gifted person brain?

Twitter: What is this? Can you at least add stripes on the cerebellum? It’s lacking a brainstem and I don’t think the creases are good-looking. 3/10

Facebook: The shading is kinda blurry, so it looks like a video game render. I actually love this emoji though. It has the esentials, Brainstem, cerebellum… 9/10 looks like clay though.

Skype: That’s a deformed sponge with a tongue. 0/10 no.

Twitter emoji stickers: It’s… oddly realistic. I think this looks the most realistic of all of them. Even though I can’t really see the brainstem, the cerebellum has stripes and the wrinkles are so detailed it amazes me. 9.5/10 only because there’s no brainstem.

joypixels: I kinda love this. I get it’s simple but it is really accurate except the color. the cerebellum has flowy stripes with matches really well. The creases are nicely distributed and it’s shiny! 8/10

TossFace: Cut a brain. This is what it may look like. -1/10

PlayStation: Nice. 5/10 Fix the graphics

Openmoji: Have they ever seen a brain. -10/10

And now we have….

Emojipedia: AAAAAAAAA. THIS IS A BACON CAKE WITH THE SHAPE OF A BRAIN. I TOLD THEM NOT TO MAKE TERRIFYING EMOJIS BUT THEY DIDN’T LISTEN AND NEVER WILL.

NOT RECOMMENDED.

NOT EVEN IN THE F**KING SLIGHTLESS.

-1000000000/10

sorry 😞

Emojidex: I guess I wouldn’t mind if they asked me if they could make this emoji in a different perspective. This emoji is an educative way to learn the parts of the brain in a different view. You can even see the inside too. 8/10 Suited for a Biomed Notebook.

LG: Mid, boring. The creases look like my attempts when I try to make a line. 4/10 no brainstem.

thank you! 💗

Apple: ¡Vamos allá Apple! Me parece un emoji súper conseguido ya que está súper bien detallado y no vea que bien hecho está el escudo aunque podemos ver de que está un poco borroso. ¿Quizás por nuestro punto de vista o que? Los colores podrían haber estado mucho más vivaces porque se ven un poquitín sucios. 8/10

Google: Un toquecito bastante sencillo de detalle. Me gusta bastante. El escudo también lo vemos borroso pero no me importa. Se merece buena nota por ser un emoji bueno y sin carga de detalle extrema. Bueno a mi me gustan mucho los emojis detallados aunque hay que decir de que si algunos están más detallados de lo que deberían de ser, podrían verse un poco abrumadores. 7/10

Samsung: Dios. Cuando dije de que el escudo se veía borroso en los dos emojis… estoy realmente equivocado aquí si que se ve borroso. Veo que hay un contorno gris rodeando a la bandera enteramente pero no pega mucho con los colores. El sombreado se ve súper conseguido pero la bandera se ve un poco tiesa o no curvada del todo. 7/10 me gustan las luces.

WhatsApp: El escudo se va a salir de la bandera si lo desplazan un poco más. A ver, esta mazo bien. Me gustan los detalles. 8/10 Buen detalle en el escudo.

Twitter: Esto no es una bandera. Esto es jartible. 1/10

Facebook: Que deleitante es el renderizado de la bandera. Sombreado con amor y precisión y unas luces adorables que añaden profundidad al emoji. 9/10

Skype: Oye esto está chulo. Ya se que he juzgado mucho si está moviéndose o no, pero tengo que decir que me gusta bastante. A el contorno le han puesto el filtro alfa del gimp. 7/10

Twitter emoji stickers: Esto es la ostia. Una verdadera joya de luz. En su punto. Me siento orgulloso de mi país tan bonito. Hay también muchos países bonitos en el mundo, incluidos el mío. Como se mueve grácilmente con esos sombreados perfectos y una atención al detalle espectacular… para comerselo enterito. 10/10 Colgarlo en mi cuarto por favor.

Joypixels: Uy, estoy viendo que el escudo está un poquito raro ¿no? La granada no se ve del todo. ¿Que hace ahí una mancha roja? ¿Es un círculo?

5/10 único y diferente

Tossface: A mi con que se copien uno al otro me genera malestar. 1/10

Openmoji: Ay, mi alma. ¿España? 0/10

¡Muchísimas gracias a todos! 🥘❤️‍🔥

Apple: I guess this is the only one who has eyebrows and I think it’s such a nice idea because it complements the emoji quite well as it looks dizzy. Good fading and details that make this emoji look fine. I’ll try to stop your dizziness! 8/10

Google: For the cartoonish style, it seems like they wanted to replicate the fading effect with a simple style rather than a real difuminated one, so it does not look blurry. The slight sheen on the eyes looks not bad and adds life to this even though it could have been better if they were bulging eyes. 6/10 weird shake lines

Samsung: lacks some dizziness and i don’t think it is really shacking. I mean, it looks childish, so it reminds of a child. I get why a lot of Samsung emojis look like that. They want their emojis look cute. 6.5/10 because I think it is decent and the shake lines are not too big.

WhatsApp: Could have looked better if it was tilted a little bit. It does not look horrible, but the head is too small and the face is too big. The shake lines make me think they were a part of their face. 6/10

Facebook: It was way too much for them. They look so creeped out their mouth looks odd. I like the fading and I think this is a good emoji. 8/10

Emojipedia: The polished shading on the eyes make they look like some sort of mud. Could they have an inside made out of mud or dirt? I’m the only one who thinks there was a face behind this one? I don’t think you are understanding this but whatever. My English is still unpolished and I’m insecure about it. Got to give points to this because the fading is working and the expression is something not really that horrible. Their mind got exploded so they have this soulless devil face full of deceit and vitriol. 6/10

Thank you! ❤️